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A teacher is explaining the birds and the bees to her kids and explains that a man and woman fall in love and 9 months later a stork brings them a baby.
Wee Johnny sticks his hand up and says, your getting your birds mixed up miss. My big sister had a baby and said it was from a shag on the beach.
 
Boy walks intae the British Parliament office and tells the receptionist, 'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections'.
The receptionist asked him tae fill a form in.
He was filling the form ok when he came to the question... 'Are you circumcised?'
He ask's the receptionist 'Is this question necessary.?'
She said 'If you not circumcised you are not eligible. To become a British MP you have tae be a complete prick.'
 
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hibbybilly said:
Boy walks intae the British Parliament office and tells the receptionist, 'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections'.
The receptionist asked him tae fill a form in.
He was filling the form ok when he came to the question... 'Are you circumcised?'
He ask's the receptionist 'Is this question necessary.?'
She said 'If you are not circumcised you are not eligible. To become a British MP you have tae be a complete prick.'
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Eh, surely that's "If you ARE circumcised...."
😂
 
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