Texas comes close to outlawing wanking!

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Texas Bill Prohibiting Male Masturbation Moves Closer To Becoming Law

April 8, 2017 by Michael Stone

A proposed bill in Texas that would impose a fine for male masturbation is making its way through the state’s legislature.
House Bill 4260, called the “Man’s Right to Know Act,” would punish male masturbation with a $100 fine, and require men who want Viagra to be subject to a rectal exam.

The bill, filed earlier this year by Texas legislator Rep. Jessica Farrar (D), was referred to the House State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

^^^^^^^By focusing on male masturbation, the proposed legislation is an obvious attempt to satirize and draw attention to the unreasonable and dangerous policy proposals concerning women’s reproductive freedom coming from the Republican Party.^^^^^^^

^^Still could become law!

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/04/texas-bill-prohibiting-male-masturbation-moves-closer-becoming-law/
 
How the hell are they going to know who to fine? Nobody ever admits to doing it and it's rarely a spectator event
 
To be fair, by all accounts, if there's a state that needs to outlaw wankers, it's Texas!
 
To be fair, by all accounts, if there's a state that needs to outlaw wankers, it's Texas!

Suppose it'll mean a few folk won't be holidaying in Texas. Huns and Gunts spring immediately to mind