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Riordan explodes womans pie on sat avvo

toiletrim

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I was at Fir Park on Saturday,and got there a wee bit earlier than my mates.It must've been about half two when Riordan started taking shots into the Hibs end goal.What i witnessed next had to be the best bit of marksmanship/aiming wee Deek has ever done.He curled the ball a beauty, at some speed right into the pie of this poor woman sitting a few rows in front of me.....right into the pie, it was fucking amazing, she was lucky not to get her fingers broke.The pie exploded all over her, i mean into her eyes her ears her nostrils her hair ,all down her top, it was hilarious, at least a few hundred people all started laughing.....it truly was priceless, the best bit about the whole afternoon.Did anyone else see it?.It was sooo funny to see Deek's reaction, he had a smile all over his coupon
 
toiletrim said:
I was at Fir Park on Saturday,and got there a wee bit earlier than my mates.It must've been about half two when Riordan started taking shots into the Hibs end goal.What i witnessed next had to be the best bit of marksmanship/aiming wee Deek has ever done.He curled the ball a beauty, at some speed right into the pie of this poor woman sitting a few rows in front of me.....right into the pie, it was fucking amazing, she was lucky not to get her fingers broke.The pie exploded all over her, i mean into her eyes her ears her nostrils her hair ,all down her top, it was hilarious, at least a few hundred people all started laughing.....it truly was priceless, the best bit about the whole afternoon.Did anyone else see it?.It was sooo funny to see Deek's reaction, he had a smile all over his coupon

So what you're saying is that Derek had used up all his invention, creation and guile to hit a Woman's Pie! OOOOOOHHH sounds painful!
 
Decal Joe said:
So what you're saying is that Derek had used up all his invention, creation and guile to hit a Woman's Pie! OOOOOOHHH sounds painful!

Some people need to chill on this Board.
 
We were sitting a few rows behind the exploding pie too - saw the gravy flying everywhere - not a pretty sight. Wanted to shout "Oi!!! Riordan!!! You're mince!!!"
 
Remember FS doing the same thing at Tannadice.:hmmm

Franck came round behind the goals, apologised to the guy & his laddie & signed the youngsters strip & programme.:rollfloor

Of course Franck was a class act.:applause:
 
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greencol said:
Remember FZ doing the same thing at Tannadice.:hmmm

Franck came round behind the goals, apologised to the guy & his laddie & signed the youngsters strip & programme.:rollfloor

Of course Franck was a class act.:applause:

When did Zappa play for Hibs? :hmmm
 
toiletrim said:
I was at Fir Park on Saturday,and got there a wee bit earlier than my mates.It must've been about half two when Riordan started taking shots into the Hibs end goal.What i witnessed next had to be the best bit of marksmanship/aiming wee Deek has ever done.He curled the ball a beauty, at some speed right into the pie of this poor woman sitting a few rows in front of me.....right into the pie, it was fucking amazing, she was lucky not to get her fingers broke.The pie exploded all over her, i mean into her eyes her ears her nostrils her hair ,all down her top, it was hilarious, at least a few hundred people all started laughing.....it truly was priceless, the best bit about the whole afternoon.Did anyone else see it?.It was sooo funny to see Deek's reaction, he had a smile all over his coupon

I remember Last season at ER, GOC struck a shot over in the warm up and took the juice out of some Womans hand and over a couple people.

Are the Hibs player trying to tell us something about Woman coming to football matches?
 
jimmyhibs said:
remember a while back the players doing the 'shots into the goalie' thing and joe t (yes brian you) was coming from the top of the steps at the bottom of the famous five lower trying to look cool on his mobile when i think it was riordan skelped him in the coupon knocking his phone one way and his jaw the other. thought i was going to piss myself. :rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor
:rollfloor
 
Apparently Deeks shouted ' whats in the pie'

She replied ' Mince'










(Cue Mr Ben Music) as if by magic Mr Hartley appeared.:roll:
 
jimmyhibs said:
remember a while back the players doing the 'shots into the goalie' thing and joe t (yes brian you) was coming from the top of the steps at the bottom of the famous five lower trying to look cool on his mobile when i think it was riordan skelped him in the coupon knocking his phone one way and his jaw the other. thought i was going to piss myself. :rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor


:rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor
 
i remember yonks ago a falkirk(?) player taking shots at goal at the old dunbar end and hitting a wee laddie full on in the face as he was walking down the steps with a juice in one hand and pie in the other,the wee laddie went flying but still managed to keep a hold of his pie and juice

it had a happy ending as i seem to remember he got taking on to the pitch to meet all the players
 
toiletrim said:
I was at Fir Park on Saturday,and got there a wee bit earlier than my mates.It must've been about half two when Riordan started taking shots into the Hibs end goal.What i witnessed next had to be the best bit of marksmanship/aiming wee Deek has ever done.He curled the ball a beauty, at some speed right into the pie of this poor woman sitting a few rows in front of me.....right into the pie, it was fucking amazing, she was lucky not to get her fingers broke.The pie exploded all over her, i mean into her eyes her ears her nostrils her hair ,all down her top, it was hilarious, at least a few hundred people all started laughing.....it truly was priceless, the best bit about the whole afternoon.Did anyone else see it?.It was sooo funny to see Deek's reaction, he had a smile all over his coupon

Saw it - Funny as! She took it quite well though. Lucky it didnt hit her (or her pal/daughter) in the dish - it was fair travelling.
 
toiletrim said:
I was at Fir Park on Saturday,and got there a wee bit earlier than my mates.It must've been about half two when Riordan started taking shots into the Hibs end goal.What i witnessed next had to be the best bit of marksmanship/aiming wee Deek has ever done.He curled the ball a beauty, at some speed right into the pie of this poor woman sitting a few rows in front of me.....right into the pie, it was fucking amazing, she was lucky not to get her fingers broke.The pie exploded all over her, i mean into her eyes her ears her nostrils her hair ,all down her top, it was hilarious, at least a few hundred people all started laughing.....it truly was priceless, the best bit about the whole afternoon.Did anyone else see it?.It was sooo funny to see Deek's reaction, he had a smile all over his coupon
did he get the ball back or was it lost forever ?:rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor :rollfloor :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:
 
Jamie said:
Looks like the laff smileys was fooked then :rollfloor:rollfloor :rollfloor :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff::laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:



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:laff::yeah: :rollfloor



New new :laff smileys are brilliant. Have more effect IMO (!!) than the rollfloors!
 
toiletrim said:
I was at Fir Park on Saturday,and got there a wee bit earlier than my mates.It must've been about half two when Riordan started taking shots into the Hibs end goal.What i witnessed next had to be the best bit of marksmanship/aiming wee Deek has ever done.He curled the ball a beauty, at some speed right into the pie of this poor woman sitting a few rows in front of me.....right into the pie, it was fucking amazing, she was lucky not to get her fingers broke.The pie exploded all over her, i mean into her eyes her ears her nostrils her hair ,all down her top, it was hilarious, at least a few hundred people all started laughing.....it truly was priceless, the best bit about the whole afternoon.Did anyone else see it?.It was sooo funny to see Deek's reaction, he had a smile all over his coupon

Maybe this is the scandal that hearts rag is waiting to print in the run up to the semi? :rollfloor
 
CadgeMac said:
i was a wee bit away from the incident but still saw it, i remember last season at tynie when we got beat 2-1 i was near the front with 2 of my mates and the ball was coming straight for my face until a timely intervention from one of my mates who put his hand in the way

the best thing to do is judge it right, shout your name or nickname and stick yer heid right through it! u look cool and everyones impressed or laughing then when everyones stopped looking you can rub your head till its better, those SPL baws arenae half blown up i tells ya!