Paisley no more!

[greencol]

Seagull rescued from Paisley bin found sunning it up on Moroccan beach

The bird, named Gulliver, was rescued from a bin in Paisley and received round-the-clock care before being released back into the wild.

news.sky.com

On ye go Gulliver.
Shite yersel witless.

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

I seen that earlier. He had the sense to git tae away from the land of bampottery.

Hope he doesn't act like he's still in Paisley though.

 

[Findlayhibby]

If he's fae Paisley will he leave a pattern?

 

[EH17 Jimmy]

If there is a rise in housebreaking they know who look for.

He might end up getting married to a lovely gull over there.

 

[joethehibby]

I’d have left it in the bin, pests

 

[Jack]

I'm almost agreeing with Joe here.

It's a fn seagull.

If anyone finds a dodo or an awk, great, I could understand the fuss but a seagull!

 

[greencol]

I'm almost agreeing with Joe here.

It's a fn seagull.

If anyone finds a dodo or an awk, great, I could understand the fuss but a seagull!

Dub will be along shortly.....

 

[Doc Shrink]

Just surprised @Dub hasn’t stuck his beak in yet.

 

[Jack]

Dub will be along shortly.....

Just surprised @Dub hasn’t stuck his beak in yet.

Gee us a break I only said it twice

 

[Bangkokhibby]

I’d have left it in the bin, pests

Me too mate. Amazed these greedy, manky, horrible bastards are protected. Years ago my two youngest were frightened to leave the house because Mum and Dad gull used to dive bomb them as they had nested on our roof. The council refused to do anything and when I said I'd get a ladder and fix it myself they said an employee would "monitor" the situation and if they suspected I had done anything they would call the police!
I've also been attacked 3 times. Twice in Aberdeen and once in Inverness to snatch food out my hand, as were loads of kids on a daily basis outside a baker shop. Again the council did fuck all.

 

[Dub]

I'm almost agreeing with Joe here.

It's a fn seagull.

If anyone finds a dodo or an awk, great, I could understand the fuss but a seagull!

No such thing as a seagull Jacko me old fruit. Stop goading me, there's a good chap.

 

[greencol]

No such thing as a seagull Jacko me old fruit. Stop goading me, there's a good chap.

Indeed.
Skurry.singular.
Skurries.Plural.
And the local golfers play for the Skurry Cup.