Paisley no more!

I seen that earlier. He had the sense to git tae away from the land of bampottery.

Hope he doesn't act like he's still in Paisley though.
 
I'm almost agreeing with Joe here.

It's a fn seagull.

If anyone finds a dodo or an awk, great, I could understand the fuss but a seagull!
 
I’d have left it in the bin, pests 😡
Me too mate. Amazed these greedy, manky, horrible bastards are protected. Years ago my two youngest were frightened to leave the house because Mum and Dad gull used to dive bomb them as they had nested on our roof. The council refused to do anything and when I said I'd get a ladder and fix it myself they said an employee would "monitor" the situation and if they suspected I had done anything they would call the police!
I've also been attacked 3 times. Twice in Aberdeen and once in Inverness to snatch food out my hand, as were loads of kids on a daily basis outside a baker shop. Again the council did fuck all.
 
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No such thing as a seagull Jacko me old fruit. Stop goading me, there's a good chap.
Indeed.
Skurry.singular.
Skurries.Plural.
And the local golfers play for the Skurry Cup.
 
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