Otters: a perhaps underestimated menace

[egb_hibs]

I have to admit, I have personally been somewhat complacent on this front. As in so many other things, the guardian has alerted me to a problem I never knew existed.

To be completely honest, I now suspect Otters are part of the far right.

Experience: I was viciously attacked by a group of otters

The attack was relentless – there were 10 otters in all, tearing my arms, my legs, even the back of my scalp

www.theguardian.com

 

[hibbybilly]

Out for something tae eat last night and had Tarka, it’s like Tikka but a little ‘otter.

 

[joethehibby]

Out for something tae eat last night and had Tarka, it’s like Tikka but a little ‘otter.

Serious question, do these quips come easily or do you need to think for a while, quite good though

 

[joethehibby]

I have to admit, I have personally been somewhat complacent on this front. As in so many other things, the guardian has alerted me to a problem I never knew existed.

To be completely honest, I now suspect Otters are part of the far right.

Experience: I was viciously attacked by a group of otters

The attack was relentless – there were 10 otters in all, tearing my arms, my legs, even the back of my scalp

www.theguardian.com

Better no show my daughter this, otters have been her favourites for 50 years, for some reason

 

[emerald green]

Serious question, do these quips come easily or do you need to think for a while, quite good though

is the answer 7hrs 22mins?

 

[hibbybilly]

is the answer 7hrs 22mins?

I thought of that one when I was sleeping.

 

[Findlayhibby]

Out for something tae eat last night and had Tarka, it’s like Tikka but a little ‘otter.

I think you otter leave these puns alone.

 

[hibbybilly]

I think you otter leave these puns alone.

You better watch, a few torn holes have me on ignore because of the puns.

 

[Findlayhibby]

Did they leave you all at sea?

 

[hibbybilly]

Did they leave you all at sea?

Aye, the B's

 

[Doc Shrink]

You better watch, a few torn holes have me on ignore because of the puns.

I'm ignored just for being me.

 

[Findlayhibby]

I'm ignored just for being me.

Are you sure it wasn't your Ring of Bright Water?

 

[hibbybilly]

I'm ignored just for being me.

In fairness that's probably the main reason for me tae.
Cares not 2 fucks.


The bastards.

 

[joethehibby]

I think you otter leave these puns alone.

Yip, think he needs to call a holt

 

[hibbybilly]

Yip, think he needs to call a holt

Good job Joe.