Love island or whatever it’s called

[egb_hibs]

I think I have said the same in previous years but fuck me.

Hildegard of Bingen, a nun composer, according to something I read (because no EG, I dont actually know much about nun composers) dissented from the idea the devil has all the best tunes, making it musicless in her pieces.

I guess she never heard that soundtrack of this love island shit.

Fuck me sideways it’s fucking terrible. I don’t watch it but wife and daughter are big fans and every fucking night this ‘music’ claws through the house to assault my lugs.

Fuck me sideways again if, I assume given the format, this is meant to be ‘sexy’. Fucking wheedling reedy boys auto tuned out of existence, whimpering over shopping mall house music. Like fucking Coldplay trying to be Isaac Hayes. And that’s the white chunts. The black music is a fucking disgrace to the people who have us gospel, soul, blues, old skool hip hop. More saccharine auto tuned shite.

In between that and the gormless chat in jafacian accents and it has me wishing for our would be Islamic overlords to get a fucking move on and cleanse us as we deserve.

Seriously, it’s enough for me to reject the excuse to watch a bunch of super soarway bouncy babes clad in silicon and not much else, in the name of ‘family time’. I expect @Doc Shrink has more fortitude in these matters, but I also suspect he takes the battery out of his hearing aids.

Love island is where music goes to die.

 

[emerald green]

never seen in once eeg. the delights of mediting nighlty one suspects.

Reading the post, i feel fucking furious at mrs eeg.. You have my persmission to call her a disgrace.

 

[egb_hibs]

never seen in once eeg. the delights of mediting nighlty one suspects.

Reading the post, i feel fucking furious at mrs eeg.. You have my persmission to call her a disgrace.

There is a vaguely misogynistic - but I feel not entirely without merit - school of thought that argues that one downside of the empowerment of women is the consequences for media. Out go earnest if bumbling men presenting documentaries on spiders, the combustion engine or medieval warfare, and in comes this sentimentalist pap.

I shall stray no further down this path for fear of the blue haired inquisition, but it gives pause for thought it nothing else.

 

[Bangkokhibby]

I think I have said the same in previous years but fuck me.

Hildegard of Bingen, a nun composer, according to something I read (because no EG, I dont actually know much about nun composers) dissented from the idea the devil has all the best tunes, making it musicless in her pieces.

I guess she never heard that soundtrack of this love island shit.

Fuck me sideways it’s fucking terrible. I don’t watch it but wife and daughter are big fans and every fucking night this ‘music’ claws through the house to assault my lugs.

Fuck me sideways again if, I assume given the format, this is meant to be ‘sexy’. Fucking wheedling reedy boys auto tuned out of existence, whimpering over shopping mall house music. Like fucking Coldplay trying to be Isaac Hayes. And that’s the white chunts. The black music is a fucking disgrace to the people who have us gospel, soul, blues, old skool hip hop. More saccharine auto tuned shite.

In between that and the gormless chat in jafacian accents and it has me wishing for our would be Islamic overlords to get a fucking move on and cleanse us as we deserve.

Seriously, it’s enough for me to reject the excuse to watch a bunch of super soarway bouncy babes clad in silicon and not much else, in the name of ‘family time’. I expect @Doc Shrink has more fortitude in these matters, but I also suspect he takes the battery out of his hearing aids.

Love island is where music goes to die.

I can proudly say I've never watched it. Superb post though, had me laughing and nodding my head.

Jafaican? Is that the ridiculous accent used by young white English to sound black/Caribbean?

 

[blue toon hibby]

I can proudly say I've never watched it. Superb post though, had me laughing and nodding my head.

Jafaican? Is that the ridiculous accent used by young white English to sound black/Caribbean?

Likewise, never watched it and never will but that was a great post.

 

[egb_hibs]

I can proudly say I've never watched it. Superb post though, had me laughing and nodding my head.

Jafaican? Is that the ridiculous accent used by young white English to sound black/Caribbean?

Yes it is dude. I was staggered when I first encountered it, I mean it’s too laughable for words.