Lines that make you cringe

[Bangkokhibby]

Got the idea for this when I saw somebody posted "he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy" in the movie lines thread. So sick of hearing folk say that.

Along with "you can come and do mine next" if cutting the grass or washing the car.

"Pea and ham, from a chicken"

And the worst one of all, when you're in a busy bar and the whole place shouts "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"

 

[Peevemor]

My favourite is singing happy birthday when the lights go off unexpectedly. I know it's a load of wank but I can't help myself.

 

[kaimendhibs]

Someone ends a sentence with "ken what I'm saying?"
Anyone who starts a sentence with "so"

 

[Wishbone]

Someone ends a sentence with "ken what I'm saying?"
Anyone who starts a sentence with "so"

My current pet hate.

 

[Wishbone]

Got the idea for this when I saw somebody posted "he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy" in the movie lines thread. So sick of hearing folk say that.

Along with "you can come and do mine next" if cutting the grass or washing the car.

"Pea and ham, from a chicken"

And the worst one of all, when you're in a busy bar and the whole place shouts "Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?"

I posted that line.

Admin - where's that fecking ignore button I've heard about.

 

[Bangkokhibby]

I posted that line.

Admin - where's that fecking ignore button I've heard about.

Not just you sir. Thousands of others too I'll admit to being an angry old fecker.