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Stirlinghibee said:
Spanish priest offered sexual services and spent church funds on pornography - Telegraph

And the great sky fairy sayest unto him " My son, thou art coming the @@$@. 15cm is only 6 inches "...

Jethro 18:75

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This will end up as another of those "He gave in to temptation but lucifer has been banished from him now" stories. A few hail mary's and everything will be forgiven. Might need a few crocodile tears thrown in to convince the most cynical observer but it'll all end up ok.
 
Dub said:
This will end up as another of those "He gave in to temptation but lucifer has been banished from him now" stories. A few hail mary's and everything will be forgiven. Might need a few crocodile tears thrown in to convince the most cynical observer but it'll all end up ok.
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Lucifer might have "magic'd" up a few extra cm for the boy..Well endowed MFA.

Actually, this religion con game is a no lose to these priest/minister/Iman/Rabbi folk, as they will always tell their bosses that the sky fairy will forgive them in the end. Now, try telling that to a Judge when your been caught shoplifting.

Edit- I just realised the boys 15cms might have been "At Ease" instead of "'tenshun!" , so if you add 66% for this, then he might have a point??:hmmm
 
Dub said:
This will end up as another of those "He gave in to temptation but lucifer has been banished from him now" stories. A few hail mary's and everything will be forgiven. Might need a few crocodile tears thrown in to convince the most cynical observer but it'll all end up ok.
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MATTHEW 7:1-5:
"Judge not, that ye be not judged."

Wind yer neck in ya pass-remarkable auld git:coffee:
 
Flasher said:
MATTHEW 7:1-5:
"Judge not, that ye be not judged."

Wind yer neck in ya pass-remarkable auld git:coffee:
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Are you saying I'm wrong then:dunno:

And I dont really care if people judge me, if they have fukk all better to do that's there problem:coffee:

And less of the auld :box:
 
Dub said:
Are you saying I'm wrong then:dunno:

And I dont really care if people judge me, if they have fukk all better to do that's there problem:coffee:

And less of the auld :box:
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There's loads of better things i could be doing but all of them would involve me getting up off my arse. Im happy enough teasing you:muff:
 
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