A FAVOURITE philosopher eh? That's the level of the Bounce Intelligentsia. None of this "Do you know what a philosopher is mate?" stuff. No. You need to have a favourite one.
Fcuk the football malarkey.
I'm not sure if you think Aristotle was a drunk, or liked to stick a bottle up his arse. Mind you, he was an Old Greek so it was probably both.
Makes you wonder what Archimedes was doing in the bath when he started shouting "Eureka" though.
Or maybe it doesn't.
If you DID wonder that, I may be able to help you.
Jesus Christ.
Was he the tiger?
Cogito ergo sum.
I think, therefore I am.
Descartes.
There's another line that's funny, "I think that may be West Ham" Des Lynam. But I can't remember it, because it's so ancient. Maybe Jimmyhibs can help.
How many years?
First post that made sense.
Your wife may take you back if you continue to improve at this rate.
:Shrink40:
Nah. That's a lie. She knows and I know you are a crap shag.
And that's from both sides.
:coffee:
Well spelt.
I thought you may have had an inappropriate 'p'.
You must have spelled it when you were awake.
A copy and paste job if ever I read it.
Are you not the bloke that used to just write in verse?
I thought you'd be more likely to quote Pluto than Plato.
Or either one of the chipmunks.
I like your style.
You may be gay, but it's in a manly acceptable gay way, rather than a poofy gay way.
Did I write that?
Am I you?
Burb.
:yas:
That's all.
Just
:yas:
:unsure:
He IS the tiger eh?
I'm gonna look stupid if the tiger is fcukin Calvin.
?/em
No.
I mean if I'm mistaken.
If the tiger is actually fcukin Calvin then I expect I'm already on some sort of sex register for even mentioning it. Yes. Another register.
Stub it out son.
The trouble with multi-quoting is by the time you get this far down, you can't remember the point.
But if I went to the trouble of clicking on your quote Frenchie, chances are I agreed with it.
Or your son has been reported "missing in action".
Haruki, I seriously recommend just colouring in books.
It's so much easier and doesn't cause any mental stress.
UNTIL YOU GO OVER THE FCUKIN LINES AND THE COLOUR RUNS WHAT THE FCUK IS THAT ALL ABOUT AND IS THAT CAT GONNA SHIT IN MY GARDEN AGAIN I CANT BELIEVE THAT SOME WEE FURRY BASTARD CAN SHIT IN MY GARDEN AT WILL YET THE ONE TIME I HAVE APISS IN TH OPEN AIR ITS A CRIME........