Bus pass

[beefy]

An auld codger friend of mine will be an auld freebie bus rider this month, being 60 an all. Unbeknown to him I have a metal bus pass holder for him ready prepped, minus a few ideas ..to give him on his journey to eventual death. So I got a pic of a single marvelous tit saying "I'm 60 sucka! " emblazoned aw over it and now I'm looking for suggestions? There is 5 places to fill in his metal wallet of mirth. That he knows nawt about. [emoji3]

His name is Chuck Berry (fact) He's a good guy and he fancies Lorraine Kelly. [emoji848]

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[beefy]

What about that naked photo of Lorraine Kelly that was doing the rounds a few years back? :hmmm

Show me [emoji848]

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[Braehead Cabbage]

well the his namesake song Nadine has the line "I got on a city bus"

 

[beefy]

Sent you a PM. Bit rude to put up on here methinks. [emoji21]

I got a bit flustered at it too! Good lord, who da kent?? [emoji3]

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[southfieldhibby]

Sent you a PM. Bit rude to put up on here methinks. [emoji21]

Send it!

 

[Doc Shrink]

What about that naked photo of Lorraine Kelly that was doing the rounds a few years back? :hmmm

I’m sure she sent me a copy, but just to save me fumbling about .......



Bugger me. That could have been a Freudian.


Shit.

Another one.


Mums the word.


When wil this end.

 

[Dub]

Sent you a PM. Bit rude to put up on here methinks.

I think I saw that but send it to me so I can confirm - please.