Morrice the butcher’s brither will be on the Coopy Loaves
Google translation says no
AKA Whitbread Pale AleGoogle translation says no
Never seen a pissed Sheep before !.
Dunno about sheep but in Series 1, episode 2 of Phoenix Nights you’ll see a pissed horse
They need to keep their wits about them up this way
Give them Lambrusco and you might.
Youve been in Netherlands a while ?
Aye. Came in wi a eastern spices clipper centuries ago...
Same one that carried on to eberdeen to drop off Shearer....
Aye. And wi a thon beer, theres a chance to mak a few Bob fin folk need a pish. Pail at the ready!
Ewe little joker eweGive them Lambrusco and you might.
They called it the Shearer Clipper!
Shearer end up wi George and Jim in Beechgrove?
Was thinking how I have never seen bottles of Whitbread for years just the other day
Guy sitting at a table in a quiet pub drinking his pint. He gets up and goes tae the loo and a black woman walks over tae the guys table, turns around and breaks wind intae his pint. Guy comes back from there loo and a guy at the next table tells him what just happened.
It was a favourite of mine, particularly in an Usher’s pub (other shite beers are available).
Baaaaaaad!
Fair play billy
pity you’ll no see this 
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Haarlem, did you used to work in a casino
I ken
???Haarlem, did you used to work in a casino
Shuffler, cards?
Croupiers shuffling the cards for the blackjack
or
One 'a' too many In my handle for Joe to get it, I think?Bit obscure that one Joe
Bit obscure that one Joe
Oops, forgot about that, I am 77 you know :-One 'a' too many In my handle for Joe to get it, I think?