A nursery rhyme.

[Frenchman]

Feeling somewhat whimsical today, and feeling we all need a break from upsetting issues, here is a nice little innocent nursery rhyme I thought you all might like -

I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.

So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I
Very gently will play.

There!

Im actually more of a doggie person myself. :glassraise:

 

[Brainwrong]

Feeling somewhat whimsical today, and feeling we all need a break from upsetting issues, here is a nice little innocent nursery rhyme I thought you all might like -

I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.

So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I
Very gently will play.

There!

Im actually more of a doggie person myself. :glassraise:

Sorry, tone lowered...

I love a bit of Fanny
With hair so soft and curly
And if I make her happy
She'll make my head go twirly

So I'll tease her when she asks
I'll make it good and right
Sometimes she will weap
In love, every night.

 

[hibs1986]

Back upmarket again.....

You need to say this out loud:

Un petit d'un petit
S'tonne aux Halles
Un petit d'un petit
Ah! degrs te fallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mne
Qu'importe un petit d'un petit
Tout Gai de Reguennes.

 

[beefy]

and down again...


Some sage advice, learned long ago

though my mind is rather foggy

I think it went

"Don't stroke the puss as if it was a moggie"

 

[Frenchman]

and down again...


Some sage advice, learned long ago

though my mind is rather foggy

I think it went

"Don't stroke the puss as if it was a moggie"

I thank you!!

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

There was a young man fron Nantucket,
whoses co....

Better not id get banned.