This type of singleton pitch invader is the third such incident in as many days.I'm beginning to think that these are not random, unconnected incidents, and that there is more sinister pattern to it all.Could it be that football stadia are being used by MI5/6/7, GRU, Porton Down,or whoever, as testing grounds for mind control drugs of the type that Sirhan Sirhan was supposed to have been given before shooting Bobby Kennedy.The Salisbury incident has shown us just how far some of these shadowy groups will go to carry out their heinous actions Hibernian Football Club seems to be a hotspot for such incidents:one on Fri night, one at Tynie, and, in another case, the former manager running onto the pitch, with arms outstretched, in what only appeared to be wild celebration.There has even been one case of a mass invasion in recent years.
Could it really be that in all these incidents, mind control drugs are being administered to the unsuspecting invaders in a surreptitious way,for example, in "unopened" Buckfast bottles, when the invader is already so inebriated that he cannot taste the drug in the Buckie? Could that be the reason a Buckie bottle was thrown onto the pitch at the Celtic game....the intended recipient wasn't drunk enough, tasted the contamination and threw it quickly away? I'm not one who is given to outlandish conspiracy theories, but the frequency of such incidents would suggest to me that these are not unconnected, lone wolf incidents.There must be operatives in the crowd, giving orders to the unfortunates who have taken the bait, to invade the pitch.It all makes perfect sense! So, Sirshrink Sirshrink, should you be "lucky" enough to find an unopened bottle of Sauvignon next time at ER, be like MC Hammer....can't touch this!...Nobody wants the game held up for half an hour while you're being huckled by Help the Aged.