Nice one. I was in a pub in Bluff, New Zealand, in 1973 and there was a live band on. We were on jugs of jelly beans which was not a good idea anyway but they went off for their break, I got on the wee stage, got the first three letters of Country Joe McDonald's opening to "Feel like fixing to die" before a couple of rather large Maori bouncers decided I was not getting to finish it and launched me down the steps onto the pavement. Sair yin.casper