The Weather

Bright sunshine all day in leith, strange goings on up there
 
The sky? Give it half an hour, it will be pishing doon in Leith.
 
Then there’s yesterday, the day and the morn no long after that cauld patch.

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Listen folks i know there are lots of natural disasters and conflicts going on but spare a thought for these unfortunates.

Yes it has been reported that there may be snow falling in London.

The nation may grind to a halt and Westminster will declare a national emergency.

So spare a thought for Londoners this year.
 
Snow joke Doc. The London snowflakes will be eh snowflaked.

I'm sure a natural disaster will be called and a COBBLERS meeting called.

The army will be out and Sadiq khan will blame global warming.

Hurry hame now 😁
 
Baltic here in Atlanta
Might have to wear long trousers for golf this weekend.
Wee Chinese bloke is frozen
A few years ago I was in a Bathgate pub one Friday night having a few pints with George Franchitti (Dario, the Indy car drivers faither). It was freezing cold and belting doon sleet outside. He takes a look out the window and says, “I was on the golf course in Atlanta with shorts and a tee shirt on last week, what the fuck am I doing back here?”
Monday morning he was on a flight back to Atlanta. 🤣
I’m surprised it’s Baltic over there
 
A few years ago I was in a Bathgate pub one Friday night having a few pints with George Franchitti (Dario, the Indy car drivers faither). It was freezing cold and belting doon sleet outside. He takes a look out the window and says, “I was on the golf course in Atlanta with shorts and a tee shirt on last week, what the fuck am I doing back here?”
Monday morning he was on a flight back to Atlanta. 🤣
I’m surprised it’s Baltic over there
I think they're Baltic and our Baltic will be very different. ☹️