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greencol

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Stalls filling up for the Knackers Yard Handicap.
Hunt. Second in a seller a few years back. Lost out to a complete donkey. No other form to speak of.
Zahawi. Arabian bred. Trained in Stratford on Avon. To be, or not to be?
Shapps. Tried over fences but ended up having to be gelded due to poor jumping.( Possible scandal running under another name).
Truss. Filly. Been playing her trade at Yarmouth. Tried in cheek pieces, visor and blinkers but still cant see the shit the UK is in.
Mordaunt. 2nd filly in the race. Had wind surgery ,but still speaking total shite. Due to try harness racing.
Javid. Tried in handicaps. Claimers. Sellers. Lost one race in the stewards room. Given a 2nd chance, but his bottle had crashed. Milk round beckons.
Sunak. Well bred , but has delusions of being a thoroughbred, when he really should realise he's pulling a dray.
Braverman. Filly( to be investigated for authenticity). Withdrawn from last race due to behaviour problems at the stalls. Unknown quantity.
Late withdrawal. Wallace. Found to be lame. Very, very lame.
 
greencol said:
Stalls filling up for the Knackers Yard Handicap.
Hunt. Second in a seller a few years back. Lost out to a complete donkey. No other form to speak of.
Zahawi. Arabian bred. Trained in Stratford on Avon. To be, or not to be?
Shapps. Tried over fences but ended up having to be gelded due to poor jumping.( Possible scandal running under another name).
Truss. Filly. Been playing her trade at Yarmouth. Tried in cheek pieces, visor and blinkers but still cant see the shit the UK is in.
Mordaunt. 2nd filly in the race. Had wind surgery ,but still speaking total shite. Due to try harness racing.
Javid. Tried in handicaps. Claimers. Sellers. Lost one race in the stewards room. Given a 2nd chance, but his bottle had crashed. Milk round beckons.
Sunak. Well bred , but has delusions of being a thoroughbred, when he really should realise he's pulling a dray.
Braverman. Filly( to be investigated for authenticity). Withdrawn from last race due to behaviour problems at the stalls. Unknown quantity.
Late withdrawal. Wallace. Found to be lame. Very, very lame.
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Nice one!
 
greencol said:
Stalls filling up for the Knackers Yard Handicap.
Hunt. Second in a seller a few years back. Lost out to a complete donkey. No other form to speak of.
Zahawi. Arabian bred. Trained in Stratford on Avon. To be, or not to be?
Shapps. Tried over fences but ended up having to be gelded due to poor jumping.( Possible scandal running under another name).
Truss. Filly. Been playing her trade at Yarmouth. Tried in cheek pieces, visor and blinkers but still cant see the shit the UK is in.
Mordaunt. 2nd filly in the race. Had wind surgery ,but still speaking total shite. Due to try harness racing.
Javid. Tried in handicaps. Claimers. Sellers. Lost one race in the stewards room. Given a 2nd chance, but his bottle had crashed. Milk round beckons.
Sunak. Well bred , but has delusions of being a thoroughbred, when he really should realise he's pulling a dray.
Braverman. Filly( to be investigated for authenticity). Withdrawn from last race due to behaviour problems at the stalls. Unknown quantity.
Late withdrawal. Wallace. Found to be lame. Very, very lame.
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Excellent work.
I wish I had the imagination and the patience.
My version is simply “bunch of *&*^” but I much prefer yours.
 
Apparently Dorries going to declare too. What a fkn hoot that would be, bring it on. Country's fkd anyway, may as well have a laugh.
 
Doc Shrink said:
To leadership of the Tory party? Without doubt.
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Eee you cannae half dae a loaded reply. I mentioned Jimmy Kerr before. Big G knew him.

That man could answer a question and be ripping the piss at the same time.

Kerr was what in Edinburgh parlance got the highest of compliments.

He was a good *&*^.
 
Everyone who served under Boris should be excluded from running on the basis that they have proved beyond doubt to be lying self serving fuckers and parading behind an ‘integrity and trust’ banner shows they are incapable of mending their ways.

*&*^.
 
The knives are out.
Their true character comes to the surface when there's power and money at stake.
Shower of fucking arseholes.
 
Sunak will win IMO.
Mordaunt will get through to the final two as she will be seen as the best chance for the "right" of the party.
They will want someone who will win in two years time and that will be guaranteed if and when Sunak wins.
 
It’ll be amazing to see the core support of the Tories tying themselves in knots at the prospect of their party and the uk being fronted by a person of non white skinned heritage. Then there’s the English voting public’s conundrum of having a PM who many of them would see deported to Rwanda. 🍿
 
Penny Mordaunt video. Classic.
It included clips of sports personalities apparently without their permission - including former paralympic gold medal-winning runner Oscar Pistorius, who is currently in prison for murdering his girlfriend.
One of the athletes featured, Jonnie Peacock, who won gold for Britain at 2012 paralympics, tweeted Mordaunt directly asking to be removed from the video, adding: “Anything but blue please.”

Fuckin hell.

Oh aye, another thing....... the background music.. sounds inspirational, but it's actually from The Planets by Gustav Holst.
"The Bringer of Jollity"

After having a fuckin clown leading the country.. is this entirely appropriate?
 
They may go for Sunak as he is likely to cut taxes to the bone. Tories live for their wallets so even as a non white person the 70-80,000 blue rinse brigade may be tempted.

I think he is very suspect due to his personal finances and questions regaring non dom status for his wife.
 
Two late declarations;
Chisti. No form to speak of , but has been sold a couple of times for hanging badly right.
Patel
jetsam1 said:
They may go for Sunak as he is likely to cut taxes to the bone. Tories live for their wallets so even as a non white person the 70-80,000 blue rinse brigade may be tempted.

I think he is very suspect due to his personal finances and questions regaring non dom status for his wife.
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I think he's suspect because hes a dodgy lookin *&*^.....
 
Here's the ironic thing.....if people thought Boris Johnson was too far to the the right, wait till you see the candidates for his successor in their pitches for the top job. Mordant will be very popular with the right wing of the party and their rich coffee and cream membership in the true blue areas. If it ends up her against Sunak she has a decent chance because of that.
Sunak still the one to beat though. They will ultimately want someone they know will beat Starmer in two years time.
 
Greenmachine said:
Here's the ironic thing.....if people thought Boris Johnson was too far to the the right, wait till you see the candidates for his successor in their pitches for the top job. Mordant will be very popular with the right wing of the party and their rich coffee and cream membership in the true blue areas. If it ends up her against Sunak she has a decent chance because of that.
Sunak still the one to beat though. They will ultimately want someone they know will beat Starmer in two years time.
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That last bit is the key , beating starmer will be their only priority , they wont gamble , so it will be ritchie 🤣😩
 
It’s a very dangerous and no win ( for Scotland as usual) situation.
If the Tories don’t put a hard right dude in charge, the electorate will , in their masses , vote for a Farage type guffy. Sunak will not appeal to a huge percentage of the “ rule Britannia “ brigade, I cannot see him getting the gig. This is why the tory 🤮 MPs just a few weeks ago gave the bumbling idiot a vote of confidence. For some utterly bizarre reason, a huge percentage of the electorate lapped him up. They loved all his bullshit, his bluster, his lies. He told them what they wanted to hear. It didn’t matter if it was all Tom kite, it was all this “ we won two world wars acting like this , let’s do it again”

WE
NEED
OUT
NOW
 
Sunak was very pro-brexit..another thing in his favour with the Tory masses.
What will go against him is that h doesn't want to cut taxes as he knows coming for the treasury that the country is fecked and that's the last thing it needs.
Don't envy whoever gets that job. We are in for a hellish few years.
 
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