Breaking News:" It's off again already" declares Miss Scott. Anthony Stokes on/ off partner has called off the only recently announced marriage to the disgraced former Arsenal player, and taking a lead, so to speak, from a highly publicised wedding ceremony where a woman married a dog on live television, she will now tie the knot with a German Sheperd called Fritz at the L'il White Chapel instead. "We hooked up via an online dating site, Plenty o Dogs.His interests were similar tae mine.....walks in the park, curling up by the fire,and ,srangely,following Hibernian FC....Yeah, we're compatible", says Miss Scott. " I'm no looking too far intae the future....well, I mean, Fritz disnae hae much of a future really....he's two year old, and can only expect anither seven or eight year.... tops! .....but even that's a helluva lot longer than Anthony's career lasted..... what I need the noo is SECURITY...Fritz gies me that..... he's an Alsation, FFS .Anthony hasnae taken this well....I think he'd hae taken it a bit better if Fritz had been a Border Terrorist(sic). At least wae Fritz I can go oot for a night knowin I'm no going tae be bombarded with abusive texts....Fritz cannae use a phone.....there's also a bit of a language barrier, too...he's German! Whenever we go take see the Hibs, he thinks everybody is callin his name when they sing, ' Fritz a grand old team' .God love him, he's no like Anthony between the sheets....his forward play is no great....he sticks to the one style of play, but I love him, and that's what counts.Unlike Anthony,I'll be able to keep this bad boy on a tight leash"