Nigel Lawson

Over heard in the Liberton Inn after a cook wisnae happy wi the abuse he was getting
Managaress ; Who called the cook a cvnt?
Punter; Who called the cvnt a cook?
I've always heard that with "piper" instead of "cook".
 
He was probably more Thatcherite than Thatcher herself. That government did some required stuff that was never going to be popular but they did it callously. And almost appeared to enjoy destroying working class identity.