Nick names

[Jack]

Back in the day, long ago I had a friend called Nick.

He had to get circumcised, aged about 26.

His nick name became Nick Nick!

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

My eldest has a mate called Luke who has very bad acne and is called Pluke.

 

[hibbybilly]

Back in the day, long ago I had a friend called Nick.

He had to get circumcised, aged about 26.

His nick name became Nick Nick!

My first wife was a Native American and my nick name for her was 5 Horses.

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

Mate ae mine at secondary was Mike Rowbotham.










Or 'PaddleArse'

 

[Findlayhibby]

My nickname at Leithy was Poo Poos because my farts were netorious.My mate's name was Bath because it looked like he needed one.

 

[egb_hibs]

My nickname at Leithy was Poo Poos because my farts were netorious.My mate's name was Bath because it looked like he needed one.

I wish you hadn’t told me this Moaty. Now when I picture you valiantly at the barricades, I’ll also be picturing an uncomfortable looking cohort of downwind comrades.

 

[Alex Edwards Shin pad]

Remember Tam Cowan doing this once in his Column for the Daily Ranger

My favourite was a guy called the blacksmith cause every time it was his round he made a bolt for the door

 

[Bangkokhibby]

I worked with a chocolate frog and a screaming skull. I'm absolutely convinced Rab C Nesbit was based on the skull.