Nae cheatin quiz

[Doc Shrink]

That’s Mister Hopeless tae you?

Actually, Mr Hopeless, you may have a point. Badly worded question so your answer is only half shite.

I’m no very good at this.

 

[1875]

It’s a two fuckin parter.

Aye, Larsson both times.

 

[Beagle]

Actually, Mr Hopeless, you may have a point. Badly worded question so your answer is only half shite.

I’m no very good at this.

Being half shite is better than no shite at all. Em, I think

 

[Zab]

Aye it was a sickener he joined them. And worse when he couldn’t stop scoring, with that hat trick only a couple of weeks after he left us.
He’s a successful grass bowls player out here in West Lothian but I’ve resisted the urge to hunt him down in a revenge attack.
So, on the subject of hat tricks.....

Who has scored the most in the SPFL, and in the SPL.
Two parter!

SPFL - Leigh Griffiths
SPL - Kris Boyd

 

[Beagle]

Second attempt;
SPFL - Graeme Dobbie
SPL - fat boy Boyd

 

[Doc Shrink]

Nope.

 

[Doc Shrink]

Fucked if I know the answer now.
Too many options.

 

[Doc Shrink]

MY answers were Larsson and Leigh. But my question was shit, so I’m making way for something who has a clue....

 

[Weehibbydrew]

MY answers were Larsson and Leigh. But my question was shit, so I’m making way for something who has a clue....

Ok, my turn. What's the username of the slavering old goat on the Bounce? ?

 

[Daddy 'O' Hibee]

,There's a few of us in contention for that title. Pish and talc brigade on the Bounce rule. Teehee

Ok, my turn. What's the username of the slavering old goat on the Bounce? ?

 

[Weehibbydrew]

,There's a few of us in contention for that title. Pish and talc brigade on the Bounce rule. Teehee

Myself too, come to think of it. Ok, who's next?

 

[Zab]

Myself too, come to think of it. Ok, who's next?

Feel free to fire away with a question.

 

[Doc Shrink]

Ok, my turn. What's the username of the slavering old goat on the Bounce? ?

See?
You fell into the same trap as I.
At first it seems like a straightforward question, with a straight answer......

But then suddenly there's more interpretations, and before you know where you are, you're a slavering old goat.

Possibly.

 

[Weehibbydrew]

Feel free to fire away with a question.

Ok, easy one. Before SDG, who was the last Hibs defender to score in a Scottish Cup Final?

 

[1875]

MY answers were Larsson and Leigh. But my question was shit, so I’m making way for something who has a clue....

I was half right.

 

[Doc Shrink]

I was half right.

Fair point.

You're on a par with Beagle.

 

[1875]

Fair point.

You're on a par with Beagle.

Dunno if that is a good or bad thing?

 

[hibbybilly]

Ok, easy one. Before SDG, who was the last Hibs defender to score in a Scottish Cup Final?

James McPake.

 

[Weehibbydrew]

Correct. Crack on.

 

[Doc Shrink]

James McPake.

Wiped that entire game from my memory.

 

[hibbybilly]

Which player has scored most world cup goals?

 

[Hibees-Mad]

Which player has scored most world cup goals?

Gerd Muller?

 

[hibbybilly]

Which player has scored most world cup goals?

Should be World Cup finals goals.

 

[hibbybilly]

Gerd Muller?

Naw

 

[Doc Shrink]

Should be World Cup finals goals.

Getting a question right is harder than getting the answer right!

 

[hibbybilly]

Getting a question right is harder than getting the answer right!

Just tae us auld duffers, everybody else done it right.

 

[Beagle]

Toto Schillaci

 

[hibbybilly]

Toto Schillaci

Naw

 

[southfieldhibby]

Miroslav Klose?

 

[hibbybilly]

Miroslav Klose?

Correct M, carry on ?

 

[southfieldhibby]

What player appeared in 4 world cup tournaments but never played in a World Cup qualifier?

 

[tayside hibee]

What player appeared in 4 world cup tournaments but never played in a World Cup qualifier?

That's a belter.
Dino Zoff?

 

[Beagle]

What player appeared in 4 world cup tournaments but never played in a World Cup qualifier?

Maradonna?

 

[southfieldhibby]

Neither correct

 

[Zab]

What player appeared in 4 world cup tournaments but never played in a World Cup qualifier?

Ronaldo (the original).

 

[Hibees-Mad]

What player appeared in 4 world cup tournaments but never played in a World Cup qualifier?

Pele?

 

[tricky]

That's a belter.
Dino Zoff?

Right nationality

 

[Beagle]

Right nationality

Roberto Baggio?

 

[tayside hibee]

Right nationality

Baresi?

 

[southfieldhibby]

No one right yet