jock3
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Wednesday, boy got lifted, in the pub. Polis walked in, took him outside. never saw him again. Caused a wee curfuffle with his mates, who were probably too pished to dae anything aboot it.
Friday, lassie walks in in a Hibs green dress, I thought the man she was with was her auld man at first. Think it wis her husband.
Put on a famous song on the jukebox. boy in the corner says ma brother has the same name as the artist.
How many pubs can you walk 10 yards and put on a bookies line?
There's another boy who's managed to get barred fi the bookies who gets folk ti put bets on for him. He bets like 50 quid a time bet his wife kills him when he gets hame.
Admirable pint of Guinness, which I only drink if the cask ale is off.
They play dominoes, a dying breed.
Friday, lassie walks in in a Hibs green dress, I thought the man she was with was her auld man at first. Think it wis her husband.
Put on a famous song on the jukebox. boy in the corner says ma brother has the same name as the artist.
How many pubs can you walk 10 yards and put on a bookies line?
There's another boy who's managed to get barred fi the bookies who gets folk ti put bets on for him. He bets like 50 quid a time bet his wife kills him when he gets hame.
Admirable pint of Guinness, which I only drink if the cask ale is off.
They play dominoes, a dying breed.
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