I wouldn't want to play her at pool, but....

[Dub]

 

[Doc Shrink]

Oh dear.

There's going to be so many one-liners posted here.....


I'll get to the end of the cue.

 

[DeLaCruz]

You wouldnt like to play her at pool becuase you would be to busy trying to "pool" her?:laff:

 

[hibbybilly]

widnae mind getting my hands in her pockets

 

[R Sole]

She can play with my balls.

 

[hibeesboy66]

would you go straight for the pink...... shit thats snooker

 

[Ross Scott1991]

i wanna ravish her holes with my cue

May aswell keep it simple.
And sexual.....

 

[broonieboy]

Bet she's got a nice triangle........

 

[madkink]

she can polish my cue.....

 

[Tiger Prima]

I reckon she's a crabbit, torn faced wee munter :coffee:

Still do her though :coffee:

Its too late for double entendres :dunno:

 

[Weststandwanabe]

Oh dear.

There's going to be so many one-liners posted here.....


I'll get to the end of the cue.

Firstly who is she ?

Secondly I would !

 

[east calder hibby]

I'd quite happily go In-Off with her.....

 

[dangerousdavid]

I'd happily put my balls in her pocket.

 

[stickyRicky]

I would let her win

 

[Dub]

Firstly who is she ?

Secondly I would !

Jasmine Ouschan - Austrian professional pool player.

And yip, I would too.

 

[Davie1875]

Think I prefer this one...Jennifer Barretta.

View attachment 3067

View attachment 3068

View attachment 3066

 

[madkink]

Think I prefer this one...Jennifer Barretta.

View attachment 3067

View attachment 3068

View attachment 3066

:applause: and she wears low cut tops, has bikini shots, and TBH is a better looking bird,

but wouldn't kick the other one out off bed for farting

 

[Tatie]

You boys thats awful ! Thats someones daughter ! Aye right ! Is she playin at the bounce night ? If no might be worth an invite !
(Posted fae ma mobile fone)

 

[madkink]

You boys thats awful ! Thats someones daughter ! Aye right ! Is she playin at the bounce night ? If no might be worth an invite !
(Posted fae ma mobile fone)

Which one,

i would consider playing pool if they were

 

[Frenchman]

Which one,

i would consider playing pool if they were

Pool yourselves together, lads!

 

[madkink]

Pool yourselves together, lads!

I think thats my cue to rest, wheres my cusion