Jack
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- Nov 11, 2007
I got home last night and my darling wife explains to me how Tesco were selling eggs 2 for 1 a couple of weeks ago so she bought 4, for my 3 kids.
The 4th one was for me, happy days, she announced. But she's eaten it. The creame eggs that were in it are in the fridge ... if I want them!
Of course I feckin want them and I scoffed them last night ... the chocolate would have been nice too, but hey ho its gone!
Tonight I get in, with my kebab (some young lady suggested I was loosing weight and we cant have that, I have a you fat bastard reputation to maintain) and there's Easter bunnies complete with non edible bell (what feckin use is that?), creame eggs (3) and Cadburys caramel Easter eggs (3) from the in-laws on the seat were I sit (Delanys donkey style). I love them, the in-laws that is, I'm a lucky boy :-)
So post kebab I'm eyeing up the sweeties.
You're not going to start on them as well?, my darling wife says sweetly.
I think I probably will .. thinks I as caramel egg one disappears.
I've refrained from Easter goodies up till tonight, well last night, and this egg is as good as tonight is going to get!
So I ate the other two :-) orgazzmic yum, naw seriously. Highly recommend.
Roll on ;-) tomorrow and more eggs ... and maybe kebabs.
I love my life. When are the Hibs ... nah ....
EASTER Road, mythical slope, missed a trick there for a bit of mythical Easter income.
The 4th one was for me, happy days, she announced. But she's eaten it. The creame eggs that were in it are in the fridge ... if I want them!
Of course I feckin want them and I scoffed them last night ... the chocolate would have been nice too, but hey ho its gone!
Tonight I get in, with my kebab (some young lady suggested I was loosing weight and we cant have that, I have a you fat bastard reputation to maintain) and there's Easter bunnies complete with non edible bell (what feckin use is that?), creame eggs (3) and Cadburys caramel Easter eggs (3) from the in-laws on the seat were I sit (Delanys donkey style). I love them, the in-laws that is, I'm a lucky boy :-)
So post kebab I'm eyeing up the sweeties.
You're not going to start on them as well?, my darling wife says sweetly.
I think I probably will .. thinks I as caramel egg one disappears.
I've refrained from Easter goodies up till tonight, well last night, and this egg is as good as tonight is going to get!
So I ate the other two :-) orgazzmic yum, naw seriously. Highly recommend.
Roll on ;-) tomorrow and more eggs ... and maybe kebabs.
I love my life. When are the Hibs ... nah ....
EASTER Road, mythical slope, missed a trick there for a bit of mythical Easter income.
