dinner with a jambo....

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Perthhibee

Perthhibee

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All the way in Germania.... I get lumped with having to spend my evening with my fiances best friend.... Her best friends mate is a gunt....

Lets see what deluded fuddery comes....

Odds on first thing he says....

5-1 1/1000000
Hearts are amazing 2/15

Hearts can still stay up coz we are big team and spl will crumble without them....4/6

Hmmm you wont get much money back on betting tonight


:( fuck my life
 
When I drove my BMW I knew I could beat virtually every other car on the road and even the wee welts in sooped up things didn't bother me. I knew and so did they.

I treat gunts in the same way. I know Hibs are on the up and powerful. The gunts are on their way out, their big end has gone.

Just be as smug as fuck. Don't bite, just smile. It infuriates them.

If he's one of the growing number of gunts who knows what's coming, sympathise in a condescending way, that infuriates them even more.

Just make sure at the end of the night he knows his place and the girls know who the Alpha Male is.
 
Perthhibee said:
All the way in Germania.... I get lumped with having to spend my evening with my fiances best friend.... Her best friends mate is a gunt....

Lets see what deluded fuddery comes....

Odds on first thing he says....

5-1 1/1000000
Hearts are amazing 2/15

Hearts can still stay up coz we are big team and spl will crumble without them....4/6

Hmmm you wont get much money back on betting tonight


:( fuck my life
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I`ll take "Big Team" at evens.

"Wee team" 10/11.

However, I like to begin chats with, "No dis-respect, but when you die like Sevco, what will you call yourselves after?"
 
And the winner is.... 5-1.... Although his mrs did give a rendition of Jambos give it up which i sung after the derby.... Some of you may heard it....


The look on his face was priceless :)
 
How did he get on with handling a knife and fork?
 
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