Counting blessings.

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Sir Shrink said:
So now we know your wife/burds taste. What are you quaffing?




No offence if you’re eating fish.



Right you, behave. I meant proper fish.
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Was all we had in the house ? a wee nip of glenfiddich in between glasses helps keep the masculinity. Need to stock up on some Chianti.
 
I'm not sure this is counting blessings, maybe later.

You all know I like to go out boozing regularly. What you might not know is, apart from tanning a bottle of Bailey's at Christmas and another at New Year I very, very rarely drink at home. We're talking less than a dozen cans A YEAR! Spirits just as rare.

So that's me off the booze for the foreseeable!

For the record I currently weigh 17st 13lbs.
 
Just like you Jack, hate drinking in the hoose but I suppose I better get practicing for the foreseeable. Hey Ho.
 
Another blessing is cold calling has pretty much stopped.
I did have a correspondence from someone on Amazon.
I purchased lawn treatment gear from a seller about a month ago.
Got the 'can you answer this question'?
Guy/ gal asks 'can you use this if its frosty'?
It actually says in the advert when not to use it.
I wrote 'yes, use it when its frosty, and remember to water vigorously for about 2 hours afterwards'.
Hope the c*nt is happy with their skating rink.
 
Jack said:
I'm not sure this is counting blessings, maybe later.

You all know I like to go out boozing regularly. What you might not know is, apart from tanning a bottle of Bailey's at Christmas and another at New Year I very, very rarely drink at home. We're talking less than a dozen cans A YEAR! Spirits just as rare.

So that's me off the booze for the foreseeable!

For the record I currently weigh 17st 13lbs.
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Update: I've lost 6 lbs since that post, 2 lbs last week and 4 this week.
 
Braehead Cabbage said:
To paraphrase Python
Budweiser is like making love in a canoe,fucking close to water?
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I love Bud in the wee metal bottles, when I'm relaxing in a swimming pool in Florida in summer. The Bud with Lime is really refreshing too.


Back here it's piss poor.

Must be the holiday frame of mind.
 
Sir Shrink said:
I love Bud in the wee metal bottles, when I'm relaxing in a swimming pool in Florida in summer. The Bud with Lime is really refreshing too.


Back here it's piss poor.

Must be the holiday frame of mind.
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I ordered a bottle of the lime one when in buffalo wild Wings with my missus. When I ask for it she turns to me and says "I didn't know you had a vagina" and starts laughing.

Im glad she's stuck over there! ?
 
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