Brilliant names

[Purple & Green]

This cropped up on my LinkedIn today:

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

In forth valley hospital there is a painting of a nurse who worked at the old Falkirk hospital and she's called Matron Dick,which is amusing enough but there is a wee story about her achievements below the painting by one of her ancestors Alix Dick

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

As above

 

[hibbybilly]

In forth valley hospital there is a painting of a nurse who worked at the old Falkirk hospital and she's called Matron Dick,which is amusing enough but there is a wee story about her achievements below the painting by one of her ancestors Alix Dick

Menchied this before but a guy I worked wi had an uncle Alec and auntie Etta, guess their second name

 

[greencol]

Menchied this before but a guy I worked wi had an uncle Alec and auntie Etta, guess their second name

Featherstonehaugh?

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

Menchied this before but a guy I worked wi had an uncle Alec and auntie Etta, guess their second name

Dick?

 

[Doc Shrink]

Dick?

Bet you wouldn’t say that to his face.

 

[hibbybilly]

Featherstonehaugh?

Close

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

Bet you wouldn’t say that to his face.

He's nearly as auld as you,I'd.manage to outpace him.

 

[tayside hibee]

I worked with an English guy called, Jake Kitt.

 

[1875]

Son of the boy that used to run our local, Andrew Peacock. We all called him Drew.

 

[Rocky]

 

[Doc Shrink]

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That one tickled me.

 

[Rocky]

That one tickled me.

That's nominative determinism that is

 

[1_alex_edwards]

Someone I know swears she used to work with a girl called Lydia Kettle

 

[GORDONSMITH7]

Someone I know swears she used to work with a girl called Lydia Kettle

Teapot. However why not fire intae the schoolboy howler fun Alex. Schools out.


BIG G

 

[Zab]

The classic Irish joke about the lad called Enda May… everyone called him June

 

[Weehibbydrew]

There was a rector of Eyemouth High School in the early 1960s called Charles Winton Dunnet.
Don't know if he did or not.

 

[Bofahibee]

The Mrs used to share an office with Hugh Beasant. She’d go into fits of giggles every time he answered the phone. She also had a client called Anita Bush...

 

[GORDONSMITH7]

BIG G

 

[GORDONSMITH7]

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BIG G

 

[barney]

Hugh Beasant

over ma heid obviously....

 

[Two Headed Boy]

I went to school with a lass called Iona Carr. Her whole childhood and teens was folk saying "do yi aye? You dinnae look old enough to drive hen".

 

[Cabbageman]

 

[Bofahibee]

over ma heid obviously....

Sounded like pubescent when he said it.

 

[Braehead Cabbage]

I went to school with a lass called Iona Carr. Her whole childhood and teens was folk saying "do yi aye? You dinnae look old enough to drive hen".

My son's pals mum is a nurse,the sister of the ICU unit is called iona Ward

 

[numptyploom]

Russian player Zhirkov just been injured in game a against Belgium. Pronounced 'Jerk off' by commentator.
I smirked!

 

[Hibees-Mad]

I really hope he plays as the lone striker!

 

[numptyploom]

Dumfries scores for Netherlands! Wish he was the Scottish one.

 

[moathibby]

Must admit I did a wiki search on him last night to see if I could see a Scots connection.Only thing I could see was a connection to one of the Caribbean islands so possibly some connection with the Scots slave trade?

 

[moathibby]

I know someone who knows an Annette Curtain.

 

[Purple & Green]

I used to have work dealings with an Alan Key

 

[Davy]

I know a guy called Tom Morrow..he does odds jobs under his business name TomMorrows solutions

 

[MeanwoodHibee]

My first wife had a friend called Teresa O'Connor who was a nurse. She married a guy called Tom Bagge and took her husband's surname so her name badge at work now read Mrs T Bagge. Patients used to tell her she should change her name, to which she replied: I just did!

 

[HaarlemShuffler]

This guy was born to win and they did on an obscure sports channel I caught a glimpse of earlier today.

 

[wrighty]

I worked for a German company and we have a few crackers;

Bernt Koche is by far the best

 

[hibbybilly]

I worked for a German company and we have a few crackers;

Bernt Koche is by far the best

The German football manager that sounde like a it of a voyeur, Helmut Schoen.

 

[hibadelic]

Asked for a reference from a potential hire recently and he gave the contact details for "Atul Dikshit"

 

[barney]

The German football manager that sounde like a it of a voyeur, Helmut Schoen.

he was a flash in the pan.

 

[Hibees-Mad]

An obvious one, but Gary and Phil Nevilles dad I think is funny