A player is out due to 'Illness'

[Findlayhibby]

It means they've got a hangover doesn't it?

 

[numptyploom]

It means they've got a hangover doesn't it?

It'll be that young, useless, untalented waste of space Porteous again? Got to speculate to denigrate .

 

[Weehibbydrew]

It means they've got a hangover doesn't it?

Or Covid

 

[greencol]

Could be anything.
Pox. Botulism.Crabs.Leprosy.
But.....
With the modern footballer it could be a fractured hair..

 

[brianmc]

It means they've got a hangover doesn't it?

You think Elias Melkerson missed the Development Team game at Huddersfield and the new player Q&A with the fans because he was blootered the day before?

Nah.

 

[Hattie]

Ryan will be along shortly….blaming the russians

 

[Findlayhibby]

Or Covid

No when It's Covid they say 'Covid'.

 

[Hammi]

No when It's Covid they say 'Covid'.

Not always they don't.

Players get ill too yano? Flu, cold, food poisoning, viral infections, they all happen to everyone.

 

[Hammi]

Thats us got 2 out with a hangover

 

[Doc Shrink]

Thats us got 2 out with a hangover

Fuckin soft lads.
If I missed a Hibs game because of a hangover then I’d have missed 1072* games.


*estimated number because I’m too pished to make an accurate calculation.

 

[brianmc]

Fuckin soft lads.
If I missed a Hibs game because of a hangover then I’d have missed 1072* games.


*estimated number because I’m too pished to make an accurate calculation.

I missed the first 6 games one season in the early 90's - then it occurred to me to just stay blootered. Worked like a charm....#beavercuntclownsmilie

 

[brianmc]

I missed the first 6 games one season in the early 90's - thentd it occurred to me to just stay blootered. Worked like a charm....#beavercuntclownsmilie

Apologies for quoting my own post BUT to clarify: I did actually attend those ½ dozen games I joked about earlier - I was just so mangled on beer and weed I cannae remember them.....

Not like these days where I attend ER drug and alcohol free.

*Yes, I do miss the old days.

#justsayyes

 

[Doc Shrink]

Apologies for quoting my own post BUT to clarify: I did actually attend those ½ dozen games I joked about earlier - I was just so mangled on beer and weed I cannae remember them.....

Not like these days where I attend ER drug and alcohol free.

*Yes, I do miss the old days.

#justsayyes

If you can remember missing the games then you weren’t there.

No.
Wait.
If you can remember not remembering…. then you can’t….remember ….

I was probably at them too.