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    Happy Burns Day

    TAE A FERT!
    Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
    Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
    Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
    There sterts tae stir an enormous wind
    The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
    Stert workin like a gentle breeze
    But soon the puddin wi the sonsie face
    Will have ye blawin all ower the place
    Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
    A'bodys gonna have tae pay
    Even if ye try tae stifle
    It's like ......a bullet oot a rifle
    Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
    Tae try and stop the leakin air
    Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
    Pray tae God it disnae reek
    But aww yer efforts go asunder
    Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
    Ricochets aroon the room
    Michty me a sonic boom
    God almighty it fairley reeks
    Hope I huvnae shat ma breeks
    Tae the bog I better scurry
    Aww whit the hell, its no ma worry
    A'body roon aboot me chokin
    Wan or two are nearly bokin
    I'll feel better for a while
    Cannae help but raise a smile
    Wis him! I shout with accusin glower
    Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
    Ya durty buggar they shout and stare
    Ah dinnae feel welcome anymair
    Where e're ye go let yer wind gan' free
    Sounds like just the job fur me
    Whit a fuss at Rabbies perty
    Oower the sake o' wan wee ferty.

    HAPPY BURNS DAY!!


    Think I might nip over to Gorgie Farm and count some Chickens before they've hatched

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    Easy Now Radge



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    Bought a haggis pizza but I overcooked it

    So I suppose I'll just make do with my toast to burns



    Boo!




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    Burns night seems to have morphed into Burns Day, eh? I'm all for it, I think it should be a national holiday.

    Not a massive fan of poetry, but I really like deciphering Burns, he's like an 18th century Irvine Welsh.

    And Haggis is magnificent.

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    Haggis neeps and tatties for tea last night, leftovers for lunch today, tidy
    until the sky turns green

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    Quite a bit past it radge






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    Quote Originally Posted by tricky View Post
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    Haggis neeps and tatties for tea last night, leftovers for lunch today, tidy
    Leftovers.

    It’s an internet phenomenon. Like aliens and stuff.
    I read about them, but I’ve never encountered them myself.

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