Looks like Pedro is on the way out.

**Sir Shrink** · 28-09-17, 08:44

Who’s next at the Hunnery?

It looks like Jabba has started the death of a thousand cuts and Pedro is being edged slowly towards the exit door.
The Retard breaking news stories of Pedro losing the plot, and the dressing room is surely a planted story from Level5 designed to start some ill feeling from the Hundog fans who are still divided over the manager. Jabba is pretty good at controlling what the media write about ‘his team’ with his acolytes in the Retard and the Herald in particular constantly accepting his drafts. The football ‘exclusives’ about The The Rangers aren’t pieces of journalism, they are placed advertising.
Witness also the comical ‘What happens in Vegas’ mantra Pedro spraffed during an embarrassing press conference. Jabba has arranged for the assembled hacks to be videoed during these staged events, and frequently interrupts if he feels questions are not suitable – remember him taking over from Fannyhat when he was struggling a bit? And recently The Grass when he was asked about liquidation – a word apparently he hadn’t come across before. Jabba was right in there interrupting and astonishingly advising everyone that the Huns hadn’t been put in liquidation……. Without a murmur of protest from the tame journos.
Yet Pedro was allowed to carry on with his Vegas nonsense, and hacks were able to question him about squabbles with players…………………. No interruption from Jabba.

There’s no doubt about it – the writing is on the wall for Pedro.

And it says in Jabba’s scrawled blue crayon “YOU’RE FCUKED PEDRO”

**Smurf** · 28-09-17, 08:50

What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas....

**Sir Shrink** · 28-09-17, 09:29

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What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas....

But, when you go with one group of friends to Las Vegas and you know you are going to party and nobody is going to know about the party, then one of your friends says to his wife – to your wife and the other wives – what happens, the sentence is not valid any more.

**Bofahibee** · 28-09-17, 16:26

I went to Las Vegas once. It was a soulless sh**hole full of miserable drunks frittering money they could't afford to lose on a lost cause.

A bit like a visit to Ibrox for the Orcs I guess.

**Sir Shrink** · 28-09-17, 21:13

First time I went to Las Vegas there were loads of dodgy characters with picture cards of prostitutes which they presented to you in a bid for 'business'. Fair enough.
But embarrassing when you are with the missus.

Last time I was there they were 'banned' apparently or at least a bit more subtle about it.
I wasn't accompanied by the missus when approached this time and accepted a card with a gorgeous girl with a crazy name I can't recall now. Krystal or something. According to the guy it was a flat rate deal and Krystal would turn up at the hotel of my choice within 90 minutes max of me phoning the number.

I confess I did phone Krystal but it turned out to be a complete con as the Mercure Hotel in Livingston wasn't included in the deal.

**Jack** · 28-09-17, 21:34

Can they afford to sack him?

**Sir Shrink** · 28-09-17, 21:57

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Can they afford to sack him?

He's got a 'special clause' in his contract - can be bulleted with 3 months notice - so yes they can.

He's a dead man walking.

**Wannabehibee** · 28-09-17, 21:58

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He's got a 'special clause' in his contract - can be bulleted with 3 months notice - so yes they can.He's a dead man walking.

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**Jack** · 28-09-17, 22:18

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He's got a 'special clause' in his contract - can be bulleted with 3 months notice - so yes they can.

He's a dead man walking.

In my very limited knowledge of these things that seems very unusual and perhaps an indication of how precarious their situation is. I doubt Harry or even his dug would agree to it!

But given they got him on such a dodgy contract would there be anyone else, of a decent standard, willing to take his place?I

Dinny even think of the previous incumbents of celtcs Euro Trash!

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I meant group.

**Wannabehibee** · 29-09-17, 07:12

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In my very limited knowledge of these things that seems very unusual and perhaps an indication of how precarious their situation is. I doubt Harry or even his dug would agree to it!But given they got him on such a dodgy contract would there be anyone else, of a decent standard, willing to take his place?IDinny even think of the previous incumbents of celtcs Euro Trash!- - - Updated - - -I meant group.

Peter Houston

**Chester Perry** · 29-09-17, 08:00

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He's got a 'special clause' in his contract - can be bulleted with 3 months notice - so yes they can.

He's a dead man walking.

Will said bullet be posted as is traditional for the Huns.

**Gunnerhibby** · 29-09-17, 08:24

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He's got a 'special clause' in his contract - can be bulleted with 3 months notice - so yes they can.

He's a dead man walking.

Rangers boss Pedro Caixinha AXES Kenny Miller from squad and banishes star to play in youth team - Daily Record

**Jack** · 29-09-17, 08:53

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Rangers boss Pedro Caixinha AXES Kenny Miller from squad and banishes star to play in youth team - Daily Record

There's been rumours about bust ups and fall outs between the home players and Johnny Foreigner types since pre season training.

**Bofahibee** · 29-09-17, 09:01

Do you think Pedro thinks he might have found the person who has been leaking dressing room stories to the press?

**Two Headed Boy** · 29-09-17, 09:04

It's so transparent when they want a manager out isn't it?

I'm looking forward a revolving door circus at Ibrox over the next few years as they continually struggle to accept their current place in the grand scheme of things and sack manager after manager. They arent going to challenge for a title for a long time and it's going to drive them bonkers.

**Smurf** · 29-09-17, 10:22

A ridiculous choice in the first place. The obvious man for them is up in Aberdeen. Great that they have another clueless board.

**greencol** · 29-09-17, 10:50

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A ridiculous choice in the first place. The obvious man for them is up in Aberdeen. Great that they have another clueless board.

He turned down the Sunderland gig because he thought it wasn't a good career move.He'd be nuts to go to the rangers.
Even though he is a Hun.

**aggie** · 29-09-17, 11:28

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He turned down the Sunderland gig because he thought it wasn't a good career move.He'd be nuts to go to the rangers.
Even though he is a Hun.

Indeed - who WOULD go to the Hun now? It's like the dictionary definition of a poisoned chalice.

**Smurf** · 29-09-17, 14:33

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He turned down the Sunderland gig because he thought it wasn't a good career move.He'd be nuts to go to the rangers.
Even though he is a Hun.

He would jump at it.

**HaarlemShuffler** · 29-09-17, 16:06

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It's so transparent when they want a manager out isn't it?

Yep, saw an article by Barry Ferguson (FFS!) saying the next game had to be won after the debacle v celtc, and if Miller wasnae chosen again there would be hell to pay

Pressure being ramped up rapidly.9

**SKII** · 29-09-17, 19:53

1-0 Hamilton

**SKII** · 29-09-17, 20:13

Ach well

**Davy** · 30-09-17, 11:21

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Do you think Pedro thinks he might have found the person who has been leaking dressing room stories to the press?

No, but we could leak a name

**Sir Shrink** · 30-09-17, 13:40

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No, but we could leak a name

A grass at the Hunnery!?

Who could it be?

**Stu** · 30-09-17, 14:20

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**greencol** · 01-10-17, 09:48

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He would jump at it.

I agree Kenny.

Nuts it is then!

**Stu** · 04-10-17, 17:59

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Indeed - who WOULD go to the Hun now? It's like the dictionary definition of a poisoned chalice.

**Sir Shrink** · 05-10-17, 10:16

Mad Billy would be an excellent fit for The The Rangers.
He’s clearly hatstand and a box of frogs hasn’t got half the madness that Mad Billy has.
His habit of referring to himself in the third person “Mad Billy wants a cup of tea” is an equal to Pedro’s “If one has a cup of tea in Vegas, nobody will know unless a player’s wife has been to Vegas and at the same time” story, and apparently The The Huns have actually sounded him out, not once but twice. As Mad Billy himself said “Mad Billy has been sounded out not once but twice”.

Spookily enough Mad Billy thinks everyone is out to get him “Mad Billy is not paranoid, Mad Billy knows they are out to get me” (and that seems definite proof) and he took to filming the journos when he was doing the press interviews. I wonder where Jabba got the inspiration to do the same thing at the Huns press interviews.

I’m sure if Mad Billy and Mental John Brown could pair up they would be a dream team for the mentalists at Greyskull.

**Zellviren** · 05-10-17, 10:37

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Mad Billy would be an excellent fit for The The Rangers.

I hope it’s Mad Billy. It’d give me, and I daresay many others, a lot of satisfaction to leather a hundog team with that torn-faced $#@! in charge.

**Stu** · 05-10-17, 15:02

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Spookily enough Mad Billy thinks everyone is out to get him “

Mad Billy thinks everyone is out to get both of him.

**hibbybilly** · 05-10-17, 17:56

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Mad Billy thinks everyone is out to get both of him.

He in 2 minds whether tae accept the job or no?

**DarrenSQH** · 26-10-17, 12:49

Board meeting today called so hes probably on his way out.

shame

**Jack** · 26-10-17, 13:59

Still in apparently although the Lying King said nowt as he left in a taxi, on his own (an observation that despite other directors, or any number of others being there who could have given him a lift Billy nae mates was on his own.)

By the way. What happened with the sacking of the Fanny? Not heard of any settlement.

**Jack** · 26-10-17, 14:57

BREAKING: Pedro Caixinha has been dismissed by Rangers FC

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Big Dave done it then ran away!

**Kenny** · 26-10-17, 15:10

so who do i want to win the murrayfield sash bash now?

the puddledrinkers to eek out a narrow win give them false hope,

the huns to crush the diets to put potter on a shoogly peg,

a nil-nil snore fest?

...i hope they both lose, yadda di yadda di yadda.

huns to cricket score thum hopefully.

**Dub** · 26-10-17, 15:13

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BREAKING: Pedro Caixinha has been dismissed by Rangers FC

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Big Dave done it then ran away!

Time for Pedro to cash ineo

**PILTONSTANY** · 26-10-17, 15:20

They’ll go for McInnes i reckon...

**kevinc** · 26-10-17, 15:25

I don't think that we will lose our manager to the Huns this time......

**Greenmachine** · 26-10-17, 15:43

They will try to get McInness....as he is an out and out hun there is a good chance he will take it and see it as another challenge.
Whoever gets it will last about a year if they are lucky....their fans demand that they have to challenge Celtic but they are miles behind them.
The next two or three hun managers will fall on their sword in the futile chase to catch Celtic.

**aggie** · 26-10-17, 16:03

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They will try to get McInness....as he is an out and out hun there is a good chance he will take it and see it as another challenge.
Whoever gets it will last about a year if they are lucky....their fans demand that they have to challenge Celtic but they are miles behind them.
The next two or three hun managers will fall on their sword in the futile chase to catch Celtic.

Would he take it, though, really - or especially right at this moment?

Don't forget, he only just turned down Sunderland this close season, and was then backed handsomely in the transfer market. Is he really gonna jump ship in October to a floundering Huns? They are a mess, and pretty much the dictionary definition of "poisoned chalice".

I would have thought what's more likely is a "nudge nudge wink wink" agreement to take it next summer, if whatever patsy is appointed between now and then makes a James Hunt of it too.

**Jack** · 26-10-17, 16:04

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They’ll go for McInnes i reckon...

Derek McInnes?

He turned down a decent deal down south and was given a huge pay increase by the 🐑.

It could be argued that Fat Sally was a cheap option although he McCoist them dear.

Stuart McColl was a cheap option.

Fanny was a cheap option.

Cashinyachips was a cheap option.

With all these pay offs I can't see sevco being able to afford DM.

**Beagle** · 26-10-17, 16:30

Once Jabba puts it out there that McInnes is the preferred candidate the media will unsettle him. Not that it'll take too much to leave so he can manage his boyhood heroes

**Fritz** · 26-10-17, 16:38

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They will try to get McInness....as he is an out and out hun there is a good chance he will take it and see it as another challenge.
Whoever gets it will last about a year if they are lucky....their fans demand that they have to challenge Celtic but they are miles behind them.
The next two or three hun managers will fall on their sword in the futile chase to catch Celtic.

Huge payoffs to the breid man and Pedro. McInnes just extended his contract at Aberdeen till 2020 and would require mega compo.

Very much doubt they can afford it.

"Get Big Sam signed" is the cry. Watching him and King trying to out-crook each other would be hilarious.

**bigmanandy** · 26-10-17, 16:58

The Portuguese speaking players won't be happy, mega money contracts and only there because of Pedro, comedy down Sevco continues.

**Canon Hannan** · 26-10-17, 17:12

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The Portuguese speaking players won't be happy, mega money contracts and only there because of Pedro, comedy down Sevco continues.

You've got to like Sevco in a sick, depraved kind of way for the joy they bring to thousands and I'm sure the Portuguese lads will get on well with Billy Davies and his assistant Billy Davies.

**Two Headed Boy** · 26-10-17, 18:42

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You've got to like Sevco in a sick, depraved kind of way for the joy they bring to thousands and I'm sure the Portuguese lads will get on well with Billy Davies and his assistant Billy Davies.

Billy Davies wouldn’t work under Billy Davies. It’s beneath him.

**pq123** · 26-10-17, 19:13

Due diligence, Ibrox style.

Lying King 'This caixhina talks a good game and is cheap, lets sign him as our next manager'.

Jabba ''Should we not at least check his track record?"

Lying King "Graeme Park (Director), Stewart Robinson (Managing Director) and Andrew $#@!son (Director of football administration) have tried to check him out but couldn't get a signal on their phones at halftime. They think he talks a good game but".

Jabba " I just checked Wikipedia and it states that He has only lasted more than forty games with one of his previous four clubs and has never won close to 50% of his games with any of them"

Lying King "F*!k sake Jabba, I thought you used to be a journalist. Who the F*!k believes anything on Wikipedia?"

Jabba "If it goes pear shaped, I will write an article blaming brain damage incurred by Pedro when Hibs casuals set about him at Hampden".

**Wannabehibee** · 26-10-17, 19:40

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Due diligence, Ibrox style.Lying King 'This caixhina talks a good game and is cheap, lets sign him as our next manager'. Jabba ''Should we not at least check his track record?"Lying King "Graeme Park (Director), Stewart Robinson (Managing Director) and Andrew $#@!son (Director of football administration) have tried to check him out but couldn't get a signal on their phones at halftime. They think he talks a good game but".Jabba " I just checked Wikipedia and it states that He has only lasted more than forty games with one of his previous four clubs and has never won close to 50% of his games with any of them"Lying King "F*!k sake Jabba, I thought you used to be a journalist. Who the F*!k believes anything on Wikipedia?"Jabba "If it goes pear shaped, I will write an article blaming brain damage incurred by Pedro when Hibs casuals set about him at Hampden".

Lol