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    Embarrassing Moments!!

    Has anyone got any real life embarrassing cringe worthy tales to tell, I have one that happened last week, nothing fancy just a situation that went pear shaped out of nowhere.

    I wore a different jacket to work and the one I had on had toggles at the back because it was parka style, you know what I mean, only through necessity I may add not by choice, work coat at home, (feckin scottish weather) as I left the house I was in, I turned in the tiny lobby to say Cheerio, turned to leave and promptly left with the telephone table attached to the toggle of my coat, along with the vase of flowers on it the phone book and the wee half moon of plate glass that sits on it................. the toggle on ma jacket was stretched to almost four feet by the time I realised I was dragging the table up the path.......... the auld boy was shoutin WTF are ye dain tae ma hoose? Absolutely mortified I was

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    I was having a quick tug in my bedroom with the curtains open and when I finished I got up to look out the window the guy across the back green had binoculars out and was giving me the sign.


    I was like

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    Quote Originally Posted by beefy View Post
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    I was having a quick tug in my bedroom with the curtains open and when I finished I got up to look out the window the guy across the back green had binoculars out and was giving me the sign.


    I was like

    Hey @JFTB Why is there no a 'i think this post is radge' button?

    `cause this is as radge a post as ever there was...

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    I did, genuinely, have a 'i meant the top half' moment. It was an RAF medical in Dundee. I`d been asked to strip to the waist and yes, i did it, emerged from behind the curtain...well, you can guess. I`d been obsessed with this medical and about them checking my tadger for..well, whatever the $#@! it is they need to check it for...and i didn`t really listen to the doctor.

    Any how, the doctor gadgie i`d first spoken to wasn`t there and the nurse that had turned up after the doc had $#@!ed off got a surprise.

    After the medical was finished i then had to run the gauntlet of WRAF receptionists saying "bye bye Michael" with no hint of sarcasm or pish-taking whatsoever in their voice.

    Word of my shame sure got round that office fast...
    I started out with nothing and i`ve still got most of it left.




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    there was a quality thread on here years back called ' what's your most undignified moment ' or similar..

    might still be in the archives, gold somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by tricky View Post
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    there was a quality thread on here years back called ' what's your most undignified moment ' or similar..

    might still be in the archives, gold somewhere
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    Last year I went with the missus to take the week guy for his 3 month check up. Desperate on a $hite I went to the toilet, no big deal

    Well it was a $#@!ing big deal when it came time to flush. The bowl just kept filling up when I tried to flush, and no plunger in sight. Out of sheer desperation I tried flushing one more time while holding the handle down . Big mistake the toilet started to over flow with $hite seeping out over the top.
    Washed my hands and walked out hoping no one would see me coming out. Nae such luck, receptionist spied me and I had to come clean

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    When I was about 12 I went on school exchange to Italy.

    Went in the bog for a $#@!e then realized there was no paper. Being 12 and not being able to ask for toilet roll in Italian I thought "bingo" the washing machine is in here - so I used a sheet in the machine to wipe my arse then put it back in all happily.

    Think you can guess the rest, stuff was clean. Italian mum wifie went absolutely mental at me, then told the teachers. The boy I was pen pals wi told all his pals who then told my school chumps and I got the pish taken out me the rest of the trip off both sides of the Scottish/Italian agreement.

    Brutal.

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