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    If you could time travel back in time and...

    ...shag anyone who now sadly is either deid or too decrepit to bang, who would it be?

    I choose Wilma from Buck Rodgers. I do believe she was the first woman that made me feel that brilliant feeling.

    Any more for any more?
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    Either her or Daisy Duke.

    Or both. Yes, definitely both of them.
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    The list in my teenage wank bank would literally take too long to type out in full.

    Kathy Lloyd was a favourite, wouldnae mind visiting her if a DeLorean was available. I did a lot of imaginary stuff with Kelly Le Brock from Weird Science, tae.

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    Deary me a thread about shagging dead people. Whaes like us? Whatever next? Bestiality, sadism. Your flogging a dead horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GORDONSMITH7 View Post
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    Deary me a thread about shagging dead people. Whaes like us? Whatever next? Bestiality, sadism. Your flogging a dead horse.

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    Oddly yours is a similar response from a completely repressed unimaginative Jambo on Farceboak to my jocular ponderings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brainwrong View Post
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    ...shag anyone who now sadly is either deid or too decrepit to bang, who would it be?

    I choose Wilma from Buck Rodgers. I do believe she was the first woman that made me feel that brilliant feeling.

    Any more for any more?
    I remember Cheers era Kirsty Alley and 1980's Madonna being among the first women to give me that special feeling as a wee lad. I reckon I would deffo want a time machine to fulfil those base urges these days. The other was Pheobe Cates from Gremlins, but she is still pretty fine looking these days.

    Deid women? I always fancy Hepburn and Munroe when you see them in the old flicks, obvious choices though.

    Another interesting thread Brainwrong. You always seem to post the sort of conversations I'd have with my pals after 4 or 5 pints on a Saturday, but on a weekday afternoon - well done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Two Headed Boy View Post
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    I remember Cheers era Kirsty Alley and 1980's Madonna being among the first women to give me that special feeling as a wee lad. I reckon I would deffo want a time machine to fulfil those base urges these days. The other was Pheobe Cates from Gremlins, but she is still pretty fine looking these days.

    Deid women? I always fancy Hepburn and Munroe when you see them in the old flicks, obvious choices though.

    Another interesting thread Brainwrong. You always seem to post the sort of conversations I'd have with my pals after 4 or 5 pints on a Saturday, but on a weekday afternoon - well done.


    Grace Kelly without a doubt from the deid category. Stunningly beautiful and from an era where women were always, at least in my interpretation, turned out up to the nines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brainwrong View Post
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    ...shag anyone who now sadly is either deid or too decrepit to bang, who would it be?

    I choose Wilma from Buck Rodgers. I do believe she was the first woman that made me feel that brilliant feeling.

    Any more for any more?
    Oh yes, Erin Gray (Wilma) definitely helped ease the way through puberty.
    Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman would also be left looking like a plasterers radio.
    Of the current picks, Sarah Rafferty (Donna in Suits) is $#@!ing gorgeous
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    Wasnae expecting this when I opened the thread. Was going to say 1902 in response to the questioned I formed in my heid. Can I bang that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brainwrong View Post
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    Oddly yours is a similar response from a completely repressed unimaginative Jambo on Farceboak to my jocular ponderings.

    Chin up.
    Bestiality, sadism. Your flogging a dead horse.

    Bet he like you, it seems, doesnae do irony or crap jokes. Woooosh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GORDONSMITH7 View Post
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    Bestiality, sadism. Your flogging a dead horse.

    Bet he like you, it seems, doesnae do irony or crap jokes. Woooosh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MixuDave View Post
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    Mrs Jenkinson, my primary 7 teacher, she was tidy as $#@!!
    didnt know her and my primary school teachers were so long ago they are a bad dream, for that reason I will say my wee loveable wife
















    because she reads the bounce and is sitting beside me

    ps what a stupid thread, I mean Hattie and blonde ??????!! Fek me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fauldhoose View Post
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    didnt know her and my primary school teachers were so long ago they are a bad dream, for that reason I will say my wee loveable wife
    because she reads the bounce and is sitting beside me

    ps what a stupid thread, I mean Hattie and blonde ??????!! Fek me
    Boooooo lol lol

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    Brigitte Bardot in her heyday would do me.
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    Sophia Loren

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    and (not deid or decrepit yet but just to illustrate a theme going off here with me,

    Monica Bellucci

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    Brigitte Bardot in her heyday would do me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu View Post
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    Sophia Loren

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    and (not deid or decrepit yet but just to illustrate a theme going off here with me,

    Monica Bellucci
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    Marilyn Monroe is the obvious one but I'd like a go at Jane Russel and Maureen O' Hara too.

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