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    Bouncers who are arses.

    I remember a beezer of a thread on here years ago.
    Some crackers. Had forgotten about it until a wee experience I had a few months ago when I was banned from the bounce.
    Anyway. Id had a bad day at work and was driving home in a bit of a fury you know what its like, white knuckle grip and that wee rain cloud dripping above your head

    So this $#@! cuts me up at a roundabout. And not only is he a $#@!, hes a fcukin uber $#@! because hes a driving instructor. I know this because the car has a big shark-fin roof sign on it, and the clincher hes on his own so no need to be polite to the learner or make allowances.
    Pulling up next to him at the next lights I toot and wind down my window. He looks over and winds his window down too. I almost back off he looks a bit like Forza but Im angry.

    Youre a ****. Not only did you cut me up but you think you can teach folk to drive. Get another job you ****.
    Bit brutal, but hey you need to be real yeah?

    So he looks at me deadpan and says. If I could get another job do you think Id be delivering pizza?
    And drives off.

    Yes. Not BSM or anything like it.

    DOMINOES.


    Fcukin stupid place to put an advert.


    NEXT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Shrink View Post
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    I remember a beezer of a thread on here years ago.
    Some crackers. Had forgotten about it until a wee experience I had a few months ago when I was banned from the bounce.
    Anyway. Id had a bad day at work and was driving home in a bit of a fury you know what its like, white knuckle grip and that wee rain cloud dripping above your head

    So this $#@! cuts me up at a roundabout. And not only is he a $#@!, hes a fcukin uber $#@! because hes a driving instructor. I know this because the car has a big shark-fin roof sign on it, and the clincher hes on his own so no need to be polite to the learner or make allowances.
    Pulling up next to him at the next lights I toot and wind down my window. He looks over and winds his window down too. I almost back off he looks a bit like Forza but Im angry.

    Youre a ****. Not only did you cut me up but you think you can teach folk to drive. Get another job you ****.
    Bit brutal, but hey you need to be real yeah?

    So he looks at me deadpan and says. If I could get another job do you think Id be delivering pizza?
    And drives off.

    Yes. Not BSM or anything like it.

    DOMINOES.


    Fcukin stupid place to put an advert.


    NEXT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Shrink View Post
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    I remember a beezer of a thread on here years ago.
    Some crackers. Had forgotten about it until a wee experience I had a few months ago when I was banned from the bounce.
    Anyway. Id had a bad day at work and was driving home in a bit of a fury you know what its like, white knuckle grip and that wee rain cloud dripping above your head

    So this $#@! cuts me up at a roundabout. And not only is he a $#@!, hes a fcukin uber $#@! because hes a driving instructor. I know this because the car has a big shark-fin roof sign on it, and the clincher hes on his own so no need to be polite to the learner or make allowances.
    Pulling up next to him at the next lights I toot and wind down my window. He looks over and winds his window down too. I almost back off he looks a bit like Forza but Im angry.

    Youre a ****. Not only did you cut me up but you think you can teach folk to drive. Get another job you ****.
    Bit brutal, but hey you need to be real yeah?

    So he looks at me deadpan and says. If I could get another job do you think Id be delivering pizza?
    And drives off.

    Yes. Not BSM or anything like it.

    DOMINOES.


    Fcukin stupid place to put an advert.


    NEXT?
    Done similar a few years back. A car pulled right out in front of me on Craigmillar Park so I've chased after it and pulled up along side it at traffic lights, I'm in a transit with my brother in law and I'm shouting at him tae wind doon his windae, he's trying tae tell me something but I'm raging and no listening tae him. He winds doon the windae and I'm struggling tae see the car as its lower than the transit, but I'm calling the driver all the daft kunts under the sun, the lights change and the wee corsa pulls away and thats when I seen it was 2 nuns in the car.


    Think I might nip over to Gorgie Farm and count some Chickens before they've hatched

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    I remember tailgating a car along the m8 at uddingston right up its ass in the fast lane flashing my lights trying to get the &@) to move in, finally at bailliston it moves to the slow lane, I pull along side ready to give the obvious gunt a peace of my mind.

    the drives was 80 odd with curlers and looking rather like mrs brown who didn't even look my way but just gave me the two fingers as their nose was pressed to the wind screen.

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    I remember going up the A9 once and some bawbag pulls out in front of me and I had to slam the breaks..... I went right up his bumper for a while beeping the horn then overtook him.... two police officers in an unmarked police car......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perthhibee View Post
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    I remember going up the A9 once and some bawbag pulls out in front of me and I had to slam the breaks..... I went right up his bumper for a while beeping the horn then overtook him.... two police officers in an unmarked police car......

    feeeeeeckkkk


    Only one step up for a fekin taxi driver (can't find machine gun icon)

    lets no mention lorry drivesdrives

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fauldhoose View Post
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    Only one step up for a fekin taxi driver (can't find machine gun icon)

    lets no mention lorry drivesdrives


    I won't if you don't don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fauldhoose View Post
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    Only one step up for a fekin taxi driver (can't find machine gun icon)

    lets no mention lorry drivesdrives
    I beg your pardon my good friend? I will let you know I'm a very good driver

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyPaget1875 View Post
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    I beg your pardon my good friend? I will let you know I'm a very good driver

    next you will be telling me you can fly fish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Shrink View Post
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    I remember a beezer of a thread on here years ago.
    Some crackers. Had forgotten about it until a wee experience I had a few months ago when I was banned from the bounce.
    Anyway. Id had a bad day at work and was driving home in a bit of a fury you know what its like, white knuckle grip and that wee rain cloud dripping above your head

    So this $#@! cuts me up at a roundabout. And not only is he a $#@!, hes a fcukin uber $#@! because hes a driving instructor. I know this because the car has a big shark-fin roof sign on it, and the clincher hes on his own so no need to be polite to the learner or make allowances.
    Pulling up next to him at the next lights I toot and wind down my window. He looks over and winds his window down too. I almost back off he looks a bit like Forza but Im angry.

    Youre a ****. Not only did you cut me up but you think you can teach folk to drive. Get another job you ****.
    Bit brutal, but hey you need to be real yeah?

    So he looks at me deadpan and says. If I could get another job do you think Id be delivering pizza?
    And drives off.

    Yes. Not BSM or anything like it.

    DOMINOES.


    Fcukin stupid place to put an advert.


    NEXT?
    Probably got bored being a male model

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    Who's that skinny bastirt ?
    Do the shoes still fit though?

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    Do the shoes still fit though?
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