What have you learnt today?

**Briant** · 26-07-13, 23:41

Originally Posted by Hibs_Lass

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I learnt some men can work a Hoover ! Also learnt what I am gonna be having for my dinner tomorrow now as the above post made me starving !

Hey!

All men can work a hoover. It's just that some choose not to

**Whitburn Hibee** · 27-07-13, 00:00

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I learnt some men can work a Hoover ! Also learnt what I am gonna be having for my dinner tomorrow now as the above post made me starving !

Of course i can hoover. Hate to imagine my floors if I couldn't.

**Hibs_Lass** · 27-07-13, 11:44

Originally Posted by Polbeth Hibee

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Of course i can hoover. Hate to imagine my floors if I couldn't.

Ha try telling that to my ex you can't see his floors for clothes ! He probably doesn't even know where the Hoover is kept.
Learnt today I don't need a man, painting my hall all by myself getting bit worried its a bit too red...

**Whitburn Hibee** · 28-07-13, 00:40

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Ha try telling that to my ex you can't see his floors for clothes ! He probably doesn't even know where the Hoover is kept.
Learnt today I don't need a man, painting my hall all by myself getting bit worried its a bit too red...

How'd the hall turn out?

Just wait until you need a shelf put up

**Hibs_Lass** · 28-07-13, 13:14

Originally Posted by Polbeth Hibee

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How'd the hall turn out?

Just wait until you need a shelf put up

Not bad actually ! Looks a bit lighter now it has dried thankfully. Though mate did say it looked like "hostel" red from the film so not sure if that's the right colour I wanted

As for the shelf, that's what I have friends with benefits for ;p

**Whitburn Hibee** · 28-07-13, 16:30

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As for the shelf, that's what I have friends with benefits for ;p

Are those male friends?

Only asking as if they are it proves my point

**Whitburn Hibee** · 28-07-13, 18:14

Today I learnt I bloody love Sundays.

**Hibs_Lass** · 29-07-13, 00:05

Originally Posted by Polbeth Hibee

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Are those male friends?

Only asking as if they are it proves my point

Ha of course they are male ! Girls can't hang up shelves we just like to moan about how you lot have done it surp@

**Wannabehibee** · 29-07-13, 23:11

I learnt at the weekend that there is such a thing as Bakewell Tart icecream and it tastes exactly like a Bakewell tart!
Yum yum.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 30-07-13, 02:03

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I learnt at the weekend that there is such a thing as Bakewell Tart icecream and it tastes exactly like a Bakewell tart!
Yum yum.

Where can I buy it?

**MixuDave** · 30-07-13, 02:06

Originally Posted by Polbeth Hibee

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Where can I buy it?

At the shop that sells it mate

**Whitburn Hibee** · 30-07-13, 02:16

Originally Posted by MixuDave

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At the shop that sells it mate

Ahhh witty as ever I see mixu

**MixuDave** · 30-07-13, 05:46

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Ahhh witty as ever I see mixu

Well I was going to offer to get ye some too! Ye can

now though

**Jack** · 30-07-13, 06:32

Just catching up with this thread and I've just found out some men do domestic chores! Have you guys not got a woman to do that? Can you not get one to come and visit?

**brianmc** · 30-07-13, 06:35

I think I've just learned why Jack has had many wives.....
;)

**Wannabehibee** · 30-07-13, 06:53

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I think I've just learned why Jack has had many wives.....
;)

You beat me to it!

**Whitburn Hibee** · 30-07-13, 10:50

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Well I was going to offer to get ye some too! Ye can

now though

Aw gutted. Really gotta stay off the bounce after a smoke.

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Today I learned that west lothian homeless football are putting 12 people through their early touches coaching course for coaching kids from 5-11.

Also learned that I can go forward for it as I have been homeless in the last year and a half.

**Wannabehibee** · 30-07-13, 13:38

Originally Posted by Polbeth Hibee

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Where can I buy it?

Ice cream shop beside me sells it. I have no idea where Polbeth is but I'm pretty sure it would melt by the time I got there. Sorree!! All the more for me though.

**Jamie** · 30-07-13, 14:13

Learnt today that its not the best idea to leave lighters out in the heat or they explode

**Dub** · 30-07-13, 19:17

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Well I was going to offer to get ye some too!

I learned today that @MixuDave has a new bestest pal

**MixuDave** · 30-07-13, 21:24

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I learned today that @MixuDave has a new bestest pal

Aww Dubbles, your still ma number 2 bud

@polbeth not at all dude, I was pulling yer chain man, alls good

**Whitburn Hibee** · 31-07-13, 01:25

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@polbeth not at all dude, I was pulling yer chain man, alls good

Aye I know man meant to put

but didn't

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Ice cream shop beside me sells it. I have no idea where Polbeth is but I'm pretty sure it would melt by the time I got there. Sorree!! All the more for me though.

Looks like I'm gonna have to come to you. Save me a scoop

**tricky** · 31-07-13, 22:07

Today I learned that west lothian homeless football are putting 12 people through their early touches coaching course for coaching kids from 5-11.

Also learned that I can go forward for it as I have been homeless in the last year and a half.

is that the football project that runs at the livi ground?

**Whitburn Hibee** · 31-07-13, 22:28

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Today I learned that west lothian homeless football are putting 12 people through their early touches coaching course for coaching kids from 5-11.

Also learned that I can go forward for it as I have been homeless in the last year and a half.

is that the football project that runs at the livi ground?

The very same

**tricky** · 31-07-13, 23:07

Originally Posted by Polbeth Hibee

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The very same

nice one , you should go for it.

I'm quite active in the homeless football area through my work, wee write up in the record the other day ..

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk...ld-cup-2101287

if you need any help with the coaching etc give a shout

cheers

www.streetsoccerscotland.org

**Whitburn Hibee** · 31-07-13, 23:31

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nice one , you should go for it.

I'm quite active in the homeless football area through my work, wee write up in the record the other day ..

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk...ld-cup-2101287

if you need any help with the coaching etc give a shout

cheers

www.streetsoccerscotland.org

Cheers bud. Signed up for it yesterday. Had a good 2 hour kick about as well. Scored a jammy volley and a no bad overhead kick. No bad for a defender like.

**Wannabehibee** · 01-08-13, 13:54

I learnt (yesterday) that gym time does not equate to time in the real world. When they state a class runs from 07:00 to 07:45 this actually means 07:02 to 07:33.
Just because the instructor can't be arsed taking the class for 45 minutes.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 01-08-13, 20:28

That I shouldn't have watched tonight's hollyoaks as now I'm sitting greeting like a wee lassie with a skint knee.

**Wannabehibee** · 01-08-13, 20:41

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That I shouldn't have watched tonight's hollyoaks as now I'm sitting greeting like a wee lassie with a skint knee.

How old are you?

**Whitburn Hibee** · 01-08-13, 20:54

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How old are you?

I'm 19. Should have said it was the first look Hollyoaks so its technically tomorrows one.

**Wannabehibee** · 01-08-13, 21:03

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I'm 19. Should have said it was the first look Hollyoaks so its technically tomorrows one.

Ha Ha, sorry, I assumed you were older when you said you had kids. My bad for assuming.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 01-08-13, 21:44

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Ha Ha, sorry, I assumed you were older when you said you had kids. My bad for assuming.

Its all good easy mistake to make

I'm 20 on Monday. (Kids are 3 and 2)

**Wannabehibee** · 01-08-13, 22:09

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Its all good easy mistake to make

I'm 20 on Monday. (Kids are 3 and 2)

No HollyOaks for you from Monday then. It's for teenagers.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 01-08-13, 22:29

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No HollyOaks for you from Monday then. It's for teenagers.

I'm stuck watching it the missus loves it.

**Jack** · 01-08-13, 22:32

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That I shouldn't have watched tonight's hollyoaks as now I'm sitting greeting like a wee lassie with a skint knee.

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How old are you?

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I'm 19. Should have said it was the first look Hollyoaks so its technically tomorrows one.

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Ha Ha, sorry, I assumed you were older when you said you had kids. My bad for assuming.

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Its all good easy mistake to make

I'm 20 on Monday. (Kids are 3 and 2)

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No HollyOaks for you from Monday then. It's for teenagers.

I learned how to multi multi quote on the Bounce, on my phone but I swear to god I will never understand or get my head around wimin - well not in a hollyoaks sort of way!

I'm away to join Murifield :-)

**Wannabehibee** · 01-08-13, 22:40

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I'm stuck watching it the missus loves it.

See, now I'm confused. I thought you were homeless, your Mrs had chucked you out and wouldn't let you see the kids.

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I learned how to multi multi quote on the Bounce, on my phone but I swear to god I will never understand or get my head around wimin - well not in a hollyoaks sort of way!

I'm away to join Murifield :-)

We know you'll never understand women Jack, hence the reason you've been married so many times.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 01-08-13, 22:47

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See, now I'm confused. I thought you were homeless, your Mrs had chucked you out and wouldn't let you see the kids.

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I was homeless last year. We don't live together but when she is at mine or I'm at hers she watches it and I don't have a clue what's happening so I watch it to keep up with it. We sorted things out

**Wannabehibee** · 01-08-13, 22:56

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I was homeless last year. We don't live together but when she is at mine or I'm at hers she watches it and I don't have a clue what's happening so I watch it to keep up with it. We sorted things out

Typical bloody teenagers.

Good to hear you got it sorted.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 01-08-13, 23:06

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Typical bloody teenagers.

Good to hear you got it sorted.

What you mean by typical bloody teenagers?

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Oh and she's 21 next month ;)

**hibbybilly** · 02-08-13, 06:51

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Its all good easy mistake to make

I'm 20 on Monday. (Kids are 3 and 2)

I learnt today Polbeth Hibee never got a telly till 2011

**Wannabehibee** · 02-08-13, 07:00

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What you mean by typical bloody teenagers?

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Oh and she's 21 next month ;)

Falling out every 5 minutes, never speaking to each other ever again then making up.

Chill man, I'm just joshing with you.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 02-08-13, 07:23

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I learnt today Polbeth Hibee never got a telly till 2011

I did have a t.v just Hollyoaks was $#@!e back then.

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Falling out every 5 minutes, never speaking to each other ever again then making up.

Chill man, I'm just joshing with you.

Ah. Nah we're not that bad. its every 20 minutes.

Typical internet trolls

**Jamie** · 02-08-13, 11:10

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Typical internet trolls

**Wannabehibee** · 02-08-13, 13:32

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I did have a t.v just Hollyoaks was $#@!e back then.

Ah. Nah we're not that bad. its every 20 minutes.

Typical internet trolls

Oh really?

Nae bakewell tart ice cream for you then.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 03-08-13, 09:45

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Oh really?

Nae bakewell tart ice cream for you then.

Gutted. I'll just have to try the ice cream shop on the cowgate. There's a chance they'll have it.

**Wannabehibee** · 03-08-13, 11:23

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Gutted. I'll just have to try the ice cream shop on the cowgate. There's a chance they'll have it.

They might do but I have a feeling that as they make their own ice cream, it's a home made recipe.

**Whitburn Hibee** · 03-08-13, 12:00

Today I learnt that @Wannabehibee is not an internet troll and is actually quite sound.

Do I get ice cream now?

**Jamie** · 03-08-13, 15:34

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Today I learnt that @Wannabehibee is not an internet troll and is actually quite sound.

Do I get ice cream now?

Dinnae bum her up too much mate

**MixuDave** · 03-08-13, 17:52

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Dinnae bum her up too much mate

Aye, thats my job

**Jamie** · 04-08-13, 04:38

Learnt today that doors can be hammered at 5am without coming off their hinges.

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