Directions

[Vini1875]

> 1. Start at Glasgow Airport.
> 2. Catch flight from Glasgow to London Heathrow Airport.
> 3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
> 4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
> 5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
> 6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3 miles
> 7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
> 8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2 miles
> 9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
> 12. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7
miles
> 13. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0 miles
> 14. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8
miles
> 15. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
> 16. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 miles
> 17. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
miles
> 18. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for
1.7 miles
> 19 .Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles
> 20. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
>
> Now that's the way to f*****g Amarillo!!!!!!!!

[jimmyhibs]

Originally Posted by Vini1875

> 1. Start at Glasgow Airport.
> 2. Catch flight from Glasgow to London Heathrow Airport.
> 3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
> 4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
> 5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
> 6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3 miles
> 7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
> 8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2 miles
> 9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
> 12. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7
miles
> 13. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0 miles
> 14. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8
miles
> 15. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
> 16. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 miles
> 17. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
miles
> 18. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for
1.7 miles
> 19 .Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles
> 20. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
>
> Now that's the way to f*****g Amarillo!!!!!!!!

you have too much time on your hands vini.
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[Vini1875]

Can't claim the responsibility for this Jimmy, someone sent me the directions, just thought I would pass them on just in case anyone was looking.

[The Hibby Pirate]

Aye, but what happened to steps 10 & 11?
A man could get lost!

Bill C

[Joe T Fan Club]

Maybe that's the bit you clap your hands at ?

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[Vini1875]

That's where you roll down the car window and ask a stranger "Is this the way to amarillo? I'm looking for sweet marie, she's waiting there for me."

[jimmyhibs]

Originally Posted by Vini1875

That's where you roll down the car window and ask a stranger "Is this the way to amarillo? I'm looking for sweet marie, she's waiting there for me."

a la perth service station.
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