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Old 14-09-07, 22:03   #1
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joe the hun

once there was a stundent called joe
who wanted to see andre flo
he claimed to be a hibby
now we all know was a fibby
hes off to the hunnery in a jiffy!

he claims hes no a hun
with his own finger up his bum
thinking of broxy the bear
suddenly he pulls a pubic hair

im not one to slag
but hibs have the cup in the bag
ive had a bit to drink
which gave me this too think!
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Even I find that quite funny.
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Even I find that quite funny.
cheers mate where is your season ticket at the hunnery i will look out for you
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Dont have one at the hunnery.

I'll be at the Killie game in a couple of weeks though.
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I'll be at the Killie game in a couple of weeks though.
rangers played killie couple of weeks ago they won 2 1 come on keep up to date
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once there was a stundent called joe
who wanted to see andre flo
he claimed to be a hibby
now we all know was a fibby
hes off to the hunnery in a jiffy!

he claims hes no a hun
with his own finger up his bum
thinking of broxy the bear
suddenly he pulls a pubic hair

im not one to slag
but hibs have the cup in the bag
ive had a bit to drink
which gave me this too think!
Id change a few things.

Instead of "he wanted to see Andre Flo" id say "to Ibrox he wanted to go" Dont say "with his own finger up his bum" drop the own, it works without it. And instead of "im no one to slag" maybe "I dont write for a weegie rag".

Just a few suggestions
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Maybe instead of

"thinking of Broxy the bear
suddenly he pulls a public hair"

write

"He's friends with Keith Jakeson
He really was a current bun"
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Instead of "he wanted to see Andre Flo" id say "to Ibrox he wanted to go" Dont say "with his own finger up his bum" drop the own, it works without it. And instead of "im no one to slag" maybe "I dont write for a weegie rag".

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there once was aboy called student joe
to easter road a few times he did go
but he tickled his bum
became an orange hun
and now he goes to ibrox to watch sebo

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Old 14-09-07, 23:54   #10
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why claim to be a hibby when all along you were a hun i just dont undserstand when we were at the royal nip pre cup final night out i had my suspicions you were a hun arguing with the bar maid about king billy. im sure greenman will back me up on this as we both had to escort you out the premises
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I wasnt arguing with the barmaid about King Billy. My cousin was put in the hospital and lost the sight in his left eye because of a group of Orangemen who beat him half to death so no, I wasnt singing king Billys praises.
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What happend was I was half baked, and was I believe having a cig when the bar maid came out to have one too. We got talking about football and she said she was a Celtic fan, we got into a Hibs V Celtic argument and I, to wind her up showed her my little Britain badge. Yes I know, it was indeed a very stupid thing to do but I had had quite a few at the moment and wasnt thinking straigh. Anyway after that we pretty much kissed and made up, dont belive me? Ask Bob, he was with me the whole time.

King Billy never came into the discussion.
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Its actually very hurtful, as Jack will tell you, for people to call me Orange. I was only a little kid when my cousin Tom was half blinded but I still remember it very vividly.

By all means call me whatever name you like. Just not Orange.
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I wasnt arguing with the barmaid about King Billy. My cousin was put in the hospital and lost the sight in his left eye because of a group of Orangemen who beat him half to death so no, I wasnt singing king Billys praises.
maybe you just dont understand the ins and outs of the sectarianism
you were standing outside the royal nip singing orange songs to the bar maid she got upset maybe this uni aint teaching you much
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maybe you just dont understand the ins and outs of the sectarianism
you were standing outside the royal nip singing orange songs to the bar maid she got upset maybe this uni aint teaching you much
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Theres absolutly no chance that was true. Ask Bob, he saw the whole thing.

I hate the Orange order. I dont mean a little bit, I dont mean I have a strong dislike I HATE the Orange lodge. Both for their hatered of me as a Catholic and for what they did to my cousin.

Id like to know what Orange songs these were? If its Rule Britannia or GSTQ they arnt Orange songs, there simply British songs. If so im sorry and shouldnt have done it but I was still very young in the ways of Hibernian. I wasnt brough up a Hibs fan after all, I wasnt brought up in Scotland so the culture is different.
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Im sorry for any offence ive caused to anyone but im still a Hibby. I'll probably never get a lift to Easter Road again but that isnt gonna stop me going. If I cant get a lift then i'll get a train. If there are no trains then i'll get a bus, if the buses are of i'll buy a bike.
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i know what i heard you forget i was there with bob end of story i know what i heard and many others know what t6hey heard goodnight (that goodnight isnt meant for any huns)
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We'll if I did anything wrong then all I can say is im sorry.

I believe your mistaken, id like to know what Orange songs I sung though.

Ask Bob he saw the entire thing.

If you could tell me then I go and become a hun.
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i know what i heard you forget i was there with bob end of story i know what i heard and many others know what t6hey heard goodnight (that goodnight isnt meant for any huns)

Theres a very easy way of solving this, simply ask Bob. He was there, he will tell you what happened. Just pick your phone up, phone Bob and he'll tell ya. It would all be solved in thirty seconds.

Secondly, even if I did sing an Orange song, which I absolutly did not, that doesnt make me a Rangers supporter. That means I might have sympathy for the Orange lodge which I do not, but it doesnt mean im a Rangers fan. The Orange lodge is an organisation that celebrates the life of king William of Orange, althought there isnt a hell of alot to celebrate, Hibernian is a football club from Edinburgh. Theres no conflict there. Im sad to say this but there are actually Hibernian fans that are orangemen.

So really your argument doesnt hold up.
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Same lodge as you?
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What about the Ibrox season ticket story relating to you Joe?
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What about the Ibrox season ticket story relating to you Joe?
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