Today's pish

[Haruki]

Utterly horrible. Morais gets marks for trying. The rest were embarrasing.

Maka, I'm sorry, is no keeper.
Murphy : Brilliant player. Bad day for him even.
Hogg : Today was your chance. You failed miserably.
McCann : You sold two goals last weekend. JC likes you because you're fit. I like you, but you ain't fit for hibs little man.
Gat-whatever. Buck your ideas. Fool.
Lewis : Tink you'r going to be very good. You were shit today. Give me the ball and I'll LAUNCH it. Pish Lewis, pish.
Boozy : Worst game verer.
Zem : It's a 90 min game.
Fletch : Right the off-side rulw works this way...
MAC : I dont blame you or fletch, out midfield were shite.

SUBS: Benji looks good. Total f#ckin wimp though.

Oh for f#cks sake I don't know. I'm going to bed.

Where am I?