Tony's got a cheek!

[Sauzee_62]

"Newcastle are in talks for West Brom defender Curtis Davies, but their £6m offer is still £2m short of the Baggies' valuation

First he says our valuation of Murph is "rediculous" now he wants £8m for Davies who, IMO, is over-rated!!

Paul Konchesky went to Fulham for £3.2m and he is possibly one of the worst footballers I've ever had the misfortune to watch - in that case I'd be asking for at least £5m for Murph!!

[Kenny]

Originally Posted by Sauzee_62

"Newcastle are in talks for West Brom defender Curtis Davies, but their £6m offer is still £2m short of the Baggies' valuation

First he says our valuation of Murph is "rediculous" now he wants £8m for Davies who, IMO, is over-rated!!

Paul Konchesky went to Fulham for £3.2m and he is possibly one of the worst footballers I've ever had the misfortune to watch - in that case I'd be asking for at least £5m for Murph!!

not really - everyone is just playing the media/transfer market game, they waht we do , thats what they do, thats what everyone does

(BRIAN runs up to HARRY the beard seller's stall and hurriedly grabs an
artificial beard.)
BRIAN
How much? Quick!
HARRY
What?
BRIAN
It's for the wife.
HARRY
Oh. Twenty shekels.
BRIAN
Right.
HARRY
What?
BRIAN
(as he puts down 20 shekels) There you are.
HARRY
Wait a moment.
BRIAN
What?
HARRY
We're supposed to haggle.
BRIAN
No, no, I've got to ...
HARRY
What do you mean, no?
BRIAN
I haven't time, I've got to get ...
HARRY
Give it back then.
BRIAN
No, no, I paid you.
HARRY
Burt! (BURT appears. He is very big.)
BURT
Yeah!
HARRY
This bloke won't haggle.
BURT
(looking around) Where are the guards?
BRIAN
Oh, all right ... I mean do we have to ...
HARRY
Now I want twenty for that ...
BRIAN
I gave you twenty.
HARRY
Now are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels?
BRIAN
No.
HARRY
Feel the quality, that's none of yer goat.
BRIAN
Oh ... I'll give you nineteen then.
HARRY
No, no. Do it properly.
BRIAN
What?
HARRY
Haggle properly. This isn't worth nineteen.
BRIAN
You just said it was worth twenty.
HARRY
Burt!!
BRIAN
I'll give you ten.
HARRY
That's more like it. (outraged) Ten!? Are you trying to insult me?
Me? With a poor dying grandmother ... Ten!?!
BRIAN
Eleven.
HARRY
Now you're getting it. Eleven!?! Did I hear you right? Eleven? This
cost me twelve. You want to ruin me.
BRIAN
Seventeen.
HARRY
Seventeen!
BRIAN
Eighteen?
HARRY
No, no, no. You go to fourteen now.
BRIAN
Fourteen.
HARRY
Fourteen, are you joking?
BRIAN
That's what you told me to say.
(HARRY registers total despair.)
Tell me what to say. Please.
HARRY
Offer me fourteen.
BRIAN
I'll give you fourteen.
HARRY
(to onlookers) He's offering me fourteen for this!
BRIAN
Fifteen.
HARRY
Seventeen. My last word. I won't take a penny less, or strike me dead.
BRIAN
Sixteen.
HARRY
Done. (He grasps BRIAN'S hand and shakes it.) Nice to do business with
you. Tell you what, I'll throw in this as well. (He gives BRIAN a gourd.)

BRIAN
I don't want it but thanks.
HARRY
Burt!
BURT
(appearing rapidly) Yes?
BRIAN
All right! All right!! Thank you.
HARRY
Where's the sixteen then?
BRIAN
I already gave you twenty.
HARRY
Oh yes ... that's four I owe you then. (starts looking for change)
BRIAN
... It's all right, it doesn't matter.
HARRY
Hang on.
(Pause as HARRY can't find change. BRIAN sees a pair of prowling ROMANS.)
BRIAN
It's all right, that's four for the gourd -- that's fine!
HARRY
Four for the gourd. Four!!!! Look at it, that's worth ten if it's worth
a shekel.
BRIAN
You just gave it to me for nothing.
HARRY
Yes, but it's *worth* ten.
BRIAN
All right, all right.
HARRY
No, no, no. It's not worth ten. You're supposed to argue. "What? Ten
for that, you must be mad!"