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**beefy** · 29-03-06, 22:35

Sun supergoals today. Uri Geller say's "Hearts will beat Hibs on Sunday " as it is written in the stars.
What a complete fud thi man is.There,s even a photo o him with a yam scarve on holding his hands out like the chosen one.
Picture them all touching the paper chanting "We believe you Uri".
I state again complete FUD.
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Johnny Vegas · 29-03-06, 22:47

his best friend is michael jackson-nuff said

**beefy** · 29-03-06, 23:29

He said many years ago that if i put my watch on top o the tv he would fix it.
Needless to say he never.
Spoonbending yam fud.

**TariqE** · 29-03-06, 23:39

Aye.......didn't he 'help' England in the Euro championships too?

I seem to remember putting my right hand on the freakish fool's fizog in a copy of the Sun, closing my eyes, and repeating
"Zizu scores two"
seven times at exactly seven o'clock on the morning of the game.

Worked a treat!
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**GloryGlory** · 29-03-06, 23:43

Come on lads, anyone who can make a football move off the penalty spot with his mind has surely got to be belived
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Extra incentive to win to end this erse's time of talking rubbish.
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**beefy** · 29-03-06, 23:45

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Originally Posted by TariqE

Aye.......didn't he 'help' England in the Euro championships too?

I seem to remember putting my right hand on the freakish fool's fizog in a copy of the Sun, closing my eyes, and repeating
"Zizu scores two"
seven times at exactly seven o'clock on the morning of the game.

Worked a treat!
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Another thing he did was move the ball with the power of his mind when McAllister was gonna score the pen against England.
This man is evil.

Burbank Lilywhite · 30-03-06, 00:59

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Originally Posted by beefy

Sun supergoals today. Uri Geller say's "Hearts will beat Hibs on Sunday " as it is written in the stars.
What a complete fud thi man is.There,s even a photo o him with a yam scarve on holding his hands out like the chosen one.
Picture them all touching the paper chanting "We believe you Uri".
I state again complete FUD.
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Tell him to stick a spoon up his bum and bend it.
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matty_fairnie · 30-03-06, 01:03

The guy's no quite right. Apparently when the film the Sixth Sense came oot he wouldnae go to see it until he'd seen the first five.
Wallopper of the highest degree.

**hibadelic** · 30-03-06, 01:25

I saw a TV prog where he went back to (I think) Hungary. He sat at the top of a bell tower for ages trying to make it chime, concentrating hard as anything. Eventually it did and he was delighted, he got really animated and ran to his mate saying, "did you hear it, did you hear it?".

His mate calmly turned round and replied, "Yes Uri, it's one o'clock."
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Total fraud. Has never proved his "powers" under lab conditions.

Toolpusher · 30-03-06, 01:30

Maybe Uri Geller's the new Hertz Director of Football
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29-03-06, 22:35	#1
beefy Easy Now Radge Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: stuck between the moon and new york city Posts: 7,097 Thanks: 207 Thanked 652 Times in 284 Posts Rep Power: 33	Written in the stars Sun supergoals today. Uri Geller say's "Hearts will beat Hibs on Sunday " as it is written in the stars. What a complete fud thi man is.There,s even a photo o him with a yam scarve on holding his hands out like the chosen one. Picture them all touching the paper chanting "We believe you Uri". I state again complete FUD. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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beefy Easy Now Radge Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: stuck between the moon and new york city Posts: 7,097 Thanks: 207 Thanked 652 Times in 284 Posts Rep Power: 33	Re: Written in the stars He said many years ago that if i put my watch on top o the tv he would fix it. Needless to say he never. Spoonbending yam fud.

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TariqE Barbary Corsair Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Execution Dock Age: 31 Posts: 1,429 My Mood: Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 5	Re: Written in the stars Aye.......didn't he 'help' England in the Euro championships too? I seem to remember putting my right hand on the freakish fool's fizog in a copy of the Sun, closing my eyes, and repeating "Zizu scores two" seven times at exactly seven o'clock on the morning of the game. Worked a treat! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________ By the sky and the Night-Comer- What will explain to you what the Night-Comer is? The piercing star. There is a watcher over every soul.

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GloryGlory Radge Private Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edinburgh Age: 21 Posts: 2,648 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 7	Re: Written in the stars Come on lads, anyone who can make a football move off the penalty spot with his mind has surely got to be belived To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Extra incentive to win to end this erse's time of talking rubbish. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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matty_fairnie Radgesaurus Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Dunfermline (but from Edinburgh) Age: 31 Posts: 213 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 5	Re: Written in the stars The guy's no quite right. Apparently when the film the Sixth Sense came oot he wouldnae go to see it until he'd seen the first five. Wallopper of the highest degree.

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hibadelic Radge-a-Casblanca Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: . Posts: 6,431 Thanks: 4 Thanked 42 Times in 19 Posts Rep Power: 16	Re: Written in the stars I saw a TV prog where he went back to (I think) Hungary. He sat at the top of a bell tower for ages trying to make it chime, concentrating hard as anything. Eventually it did and he was delighted, he got really animated and ran to his mate saying, "did you hear it, did you hear it?". His mate calmly turned round and replied, "Yes Uri, it's one o'clock." To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Total fraud. Has never proved his "powers" under lab conditions. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. It fills me with joy to see moshers out jogging.

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