Losing your virginity........

[PILTONSTANY]

Saw this here.......
Aberdeen FC forum from footymad.net

I'll start

15,me and my mate ended up in a house in Greendykes pished with 2 young ladies,woke up in the morning delighted to be de-cherried though soon realised we only had bus fares for 1 of us and we were both thirsty as so we did the only thing you can do and bought a can of Coke to share and started the long trek hame to Pilton.

Stopped off in the Commie gym for a drink of their ice cold water,got stopped on Nicholson St by STV asking my opinion on sex shops and a squirrel jumped on my chest while we took a short cut through the Botanics.

Got hame as my Dad was leavin for Parkheid,Didnae ask where i'd been,just if i was coming to the game,Said Na Hibs have nae chance today,we drew.

A good weekend all round


Who's next?

[Livi_hibee]

Originally Posted by PILTONSTANY

Saw this here.......
Aberdeen FC forum from footymad.net

I'll start

15,me and my mate ended up in a house in Greendykes pished with 2 young ladies,woke up in the morning delighted to be de-cherried though soon realised we only had bus fares for 1 of us and we were both thirsty as so we did the only thing you can do and bought a can of Coke to share and started the long trek hame to Pilton.

Stopped off in the Commie gym for a drink of their ice cold water,got stopped on Nicholson St by STV asking my opinion on sex shops and a squirrel jumped on my chest while we took a short cut through the Botanics.

Got hame as my Dad was leavin for Parkheid,Didnae ask where i'd been,just if i was coming to the game,Said Na Hibs have nae chance today,we drew.
A good weekend all round


Who's next?

part timer

[Zitelli`s Heid!]

Originally Posted by Landells

Landells, losing your virginity to a dirty sock doesn`t count!

[PILTONSTANY]

Originally Posted by Livi_hibee

part timer

Only thing after that walk that i wanted to see was my pillow,feckin miles

Originally Posted by Landells

When do you think you'll finally lose your virginity with a girl?

[Zitelli`s Heid!]

I`m no` even gonnae go there, 14-15, +cling-film. `Nuff said.

[Riordan]

My mate had a bit of a thing for fat girls at uni. Mainly because he was quite good looking but very lazy so he'd just got for the easy option.

One particular night he pulled a huge Norwegian bird.

He went back to her place and started banging away doggy. Out of the folds of her flesh fell a pound coin. He scooped it up, flung it into his pile of clothes and shouted "jackpot".

Class act.

[ZemmamasBarnet]

Phuck it....I'll put it out there, if only to get others revealing their stories....

I was a late bloomer....I could have had my end away in a tent at age 12 had it not been for my old dear knocking on the tent at midnight asking if I'd chum her down the bank....she wouldn't take no for an answer and by the time I got back, my hard on was gone and the burd was asleep.

As it was, my next chance at a ride was at age 18....I wasn't taking any chances though, I had two burds on the go wanting a shot at ZBs boaby....

One was my mates big sister, (structural engineer, great cans), I know, I know, you shouldn't but I was young and immature....

The other was a blonde burd with a polish surname with no job (and had one tattooed can... of thumper if you must know). One of them had no chat, the other had great chat......not that I'm saying structural engineers are boring, but the structural engineer was boring...

Anyhoo, I digress.

The structural engineer invited me out to club earth (club death to Livingstonians) but I declined as I "wasn't going out that night"......in truth, I was meeting the burd with the polish surname at an opening night of a bar in Bathgate.....only to find out it was gash and we ended up going to Club Death........

No problem I thought, the place will be packed and I'll never see the structral engineer......

The first person I saw was the strctural engineer...

Not to worry, I'd hedged my bets and took the fake Polish burd home and got my two pumps and a squirt.....

Then 4 more go's for good measure....


.....Well, I wasn't waiting another 6 years for a shot, was I?

[Johnny Vegas]

Originally Posted by PILTONSTANY

Saw this here.......
Aberdeen FC forum from footymad.net

I'll start

15,me and my mate

when you highlight on the thread topic page-this is what you read

thank god there's more to it

[Dub]

Originally Posted by PILTONSTANY

Saw this here.......
Aberdeen FC forum from footymad.net

I'll start

15,me and my mate ended up in a house in Greendykes pished with 2 young ladies,woke up in the morning delighted to be de-cherried though soon realised we only had bus fares for 1 of us and we were both thirsty as so we did the only thing you can do and bought a can of Coke to share and started the long trek hame to Pilton.

Stopped off in the Commie gym for a drink of their ice cold water,got stopped on Nicholson St by STV asking my opinion on sex shops and a squirrel jumped on my chest while we took a short cut through the Botanics.

Got hame as my Dad was leavin for Parkheid,Didnae ask where i'd been,just if i was coming to the game,Said Na Hibs have nae chance today,we drew.

A good weekend all round


Who's next?

There might be a squirrel in Landells tail [] as well. I was 15 she was 19 and gorgeous although a bit easy with her charms [not that I was complaining]. She showed me what it was all about, in my sisters bedroom [well, it was tidier than mine]. Thankfully my sister was out.

[Livi_hibee]

i was 16, she was 17 met her at R@tt and done the business at her bit, ended up going out for a while but it didnt work out

[ju1875]

I was 15, a girl fi school, met her during mass at school quite liked her, she kept ignoring me (wasn't to happy about that girls never ignore me) then one day her mate asks if i want to "go with her" so i thought yeah gee it a bash see wear it leeds, next thing invite her up, but was told from her immediately that she wanted to be able to trust me before we done anything. anyway to cut a long story short, it took me 6 MONTHS till anything happened, worth it? oh yeah.still, if i knew i had to wait that long i would have jumped ship.

[Broxburn_Hibby]

16, It was just after a stormer of a victory at Tannidice (4-1, Riordan, G'OC, Ormen, Morrow)Festive period 2004

Lassie i was going out with at the time stayed in Dundee (met through a mutual friend), so i made the trek up for the game and was to stay at hers that night.When i got back to her house i was surprised to see her parents vacating the premises, green light if ever there was one.The rest as they say is history.

[egb_hibs]

Originally Posted by Broxburn_Hibby

16, It was just after a stormer of a victory at Tannidice (4-1, Riordan, G'OC, Ormen, Morrow)Festive period 2004
.

if you'll permit me a slight digression, this reminds me not of a cheery popping incident but a memorable one nonetheless. one evening in the early 90s i was happily going at it, when i realised that sportscene was about to come on covering a rare victory at ibrox.

i 'disembarked' at speed, ran through to the living room, hauled the telly through, chooned in to auld archie and the might hibbies, and resumed the position as it were

[madkink]

Officially i had lost my cherrie to a lass, Had met her at a xmas party i was 15 she was 17, but it was complete crap, not much off an expierience, so counted my second encounter as 'the real deal' and the first one i class as practice

won't go into details as well erm, the pesron involved has a relation on this site

[madkink]

Originally Posted by egb_hibs

if you'll permit me a slight digression, this reminds me not of a cheery popping incident but a memorable one nonetheless. one evening in the early 90s i was happily going at it, when i realised that sportscene was about to come on covering a rare victory at ibrox.

i 'disembarked' at speed, ran through to the living room, hauled the telly through, chooned in to auld archie and the might hibbies, and resumed the position as it were

classy

[Colr]

I'm A Born Again.

[Dub]

Originally Posted by egb_hibs

if you'll permit me a slight digression, this reminds me not of a cheery popping incident but a memorable one nonetheless. one evening in the early 90s i was happily going at it, when i realised that sportscene was about to come on covering a rare victory at ibrox.

i 'disembarked' at speed, ran through to the living room, hauled the telly through, chooned in to auld archie and the might hibbies, and resumed the position as it were

Reminds me of that old joke

Guy "come on honey, lets do it doggy style"

Chick " Oh, do you like it that way"

Guy "not really bothered but Scotsports coming on"

[Zitelli`s Heid!]

YouTube - Bloodhound Gang - Discovery Channel

Already covered.

[Hibsean]

Originally Posted by madkink

Officially i had lost my cherrie to a lass, Had met her at a xmas party i was 15 she was 17, but it was complete crap, not much off an expierience, so counted my second encounter as 'the real deal' and the first one i class as practice

won't go into details as well erm, the pesron involved has a relation on this site:mk7:

Unofficially ????????