Men just don't get Sex and the City - HibeesBounce.com

**Purple & Green** · 12-05-08, 14:28

Oh yes we do

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Yawn. Let me sum up EVERY episode of Sex and the City:
- Pretentious woman has self-obsessed issue.
- Pretentious woman discusses self-obsessed issue with equally pretentious friends (assuming they aren't too busy with their own self-obsessed issue)
-Pretentious woman has experience that either confirms or disproves self-obsessed issue and writes about it.
- Kim Cattrall gets them out.
And that's pretty much it. Oh, and with lots of shoes.

Colr · 12-05-08, 14:36

Yes, it wore thin after a while.

**Looby-Lou** · 12-05-08, 14:41

Don't be dissing SATC - It is brilliant! Funny, Sexy and Clever!!

I love Sex and the City and cannot wait to see the movie!!

**pennywellhibby** · 12-05-08, 14:43

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Originally Posted by Looby-Lou

Don't be dissing SATC - It is brilliant! Funny, Sexy and Clever!!

I love Sex and the City and cannot wait to see the movie!!

About as funny, sexy and clever as...........................................................

Russell Brand

**Dr Shrink** · 12-05-08, 14:47

Never could understand Sarah Jessica Parker being described as sexy.

She looks like a small skinny man in drag and on the few occasions I saw the programme I couldn't keep up with the shoe stories due to my constant squinting at the screen trying to see her Adam's Apple.

The big blousy blonde who got her thruppenies out was OK but that's like watching Coronation Street just to watch the adverts.

**SG7nil** · 12-05-08, 14:48

Never watched it TBH, however if Kim Cattrall genuinely does "get them out" in every episode it mught be worth a wee swatch!

**Looby-Lou** · 12-05-08, 14:50

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Originally Posted by pennywellhibby

About as funny, sexy and clever as...........................................................

Russell Brand

On no - Russell Brand is far sexier!!!

**Looby-Lou** · 12-05-08, 14:50

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Originally Posted by SG7nil

Never watched it TBH, however if Kim Cattrall genuinely does "get them out" in every episode it mught be worth a wee swatch! :woohoo2:

Pretty much...

**Hibee Kev** · 12-05-08, 14:59

There's a quality Family Guy comment about Sex and the City but I can't quite remember what it is, think Peter Griffin maybe describes it as "the programme about that prostitute and her 3 daughters"

**Bampotto** · 12-05-08, 15:43

I get more of "the city"...

FWIW I think Kristin Davis is hot as fuck and doesn't get her kit off nearly enough in it. The rest of them look like well worn spunkbuckets.

**Dub** · 12-05-08, 15:54

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Originally Posted by Looby-Lou

Don't be dissing SATC - It is brilliant! Funny, Sexy and Clever!!

I love Sex and the City and cannot wait to see the movie!!

Theres a movie

Nooooooo

Just proves theres no god

**broonieboy** · 12-05-08, 16:12

Total pish.

**Hibee Kev** · 12-05-08, 16:14

Do all four of them get their baps out in the first series??

**Bampotto** · 12-05-08, 16:49

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Originally Posted by Hibee Kev

Do all four of them get their baps out in the first series??

I think two do, and the other two get their cocks out.

**Liquidator** · 12-05-08, 17:19

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Originally Posted by Dr Shrink

Never could understand Sarah Jessica Parker being described as sexy.

She looks like a small skinny man in drag and on the few occasions I saw the programme I couldn't keep up with the shoe stories due to my constant squinting at the screen trying to see her Adam's Apple.

There is an uncanny resemblance with Henrik Larsson (during his long-haired phase).

**Hibee Kev** · 12-05-08, 17:47

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Originally Posted by Bampotto

I think two do, and the other two get their cocks out.

Absolutely correct, well remembered!

Colr · 12-05-08, 17:56

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Originally Posted by Bampotto

I get more of "the city"...

FWIW I think Kristin Davis is hot as fuck and doesn't get her kit off nearly enough in it. The rest of them look like well worn spunkbuckets.

Agreed - she needs to put on a few pounds, though.

The red haired dyke is a munter, though.

**madkink** · 12-05-08, 18:32

i am forced to watch said filth on a regular bases,

SJP looks like a cross between a horse and some other creation,

The only restbite is when there are baps out, mind you it is no more exciting than what you used to get on channel18 or bravo or channel 5 late night

I have watched the whole lot about 3 times over, and no doubt will have to watch the dvd off the movie when MrsMK buys it, after going to the cinema with her 'girl friends' to watch it

HenryLB · 12-05-08, 18:48

I don't like it much either. But I'm tempted to ask - as I would people who don't like, say, swearing or nudity on telly - why do you watch it then?

sKipper · 12-05-08, 18:55

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Originally Posted by Dr Shrink

Never could understand Sarah Jessica Parker being described as sexy.

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Agreed. Never understood how she was cast as lead role. Bit of a dog if truth be told.

Colr · 12-05-08, 20:19

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Originally Posted by madkink

SJP looks like a cross between a horse and some other creation,

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Maybe Dr Moreau will feature in the movie.

**egb_hibs** · 12-05-08, 21:26

as is well known, satc isn't even about women

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Colr The Radge Doon the Road Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: London Age: 41 Posts: 20,550 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 37	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City Yes, it wore thin after a while. __________________ There is a simple answer to every question..........and it's wrong. Einstein

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Looby-Lou Not Really All That Radge Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Gorgie Age: 25 Posts: 1,818 My Mood: Thanks: 96 Thanked 32 Times in 23 Posts Rep Power: 8	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City Don't be dissing SATC - It is brilliant! Funny, Sexy and Clever!! I love Sex and the City and cannot wait to see the movie!! __________________ Trying to forget something as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.

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Dr Shrink Aged Radge Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: In a cupboard under the stairs. Age: 82 Posts: 8,220 My Mood: Thanks: 26 Thanked 121 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 30	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City Never could understand Sarah Jessica Parker being described as sexy. She looks like a small skinny man in drag and on the few occasions I saw the programme I couldn't keep up with the shoe stories due to my constant squinting at the screen trying to see her Adam's Apple. The big blousy blonde who got her thruppenies out was OK but that's like watching Coronation Street just to watch the adverts. __________________ For the avoidance of doubt, anything stated in the above post is written without prejudice; is probably completely uninformed opinion, and possibly just a figment of my imagination. Readers should either ignore, treat with contempt, or simply accept the spirit it is written in, without recourse to huffy replies, legal action or threats of violence. That includes YOU.

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SG7nil Pedantic Fact Hunting Radge Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Where the Chief puts the Sunshine Posts: 2,581 My Mood: Thanks: 130 Thanked 110 Times in 58 Posts Rep Power: 7	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City Never watched it TBH, however if Kim Cattrall genuinely does "get them out" in every episode it mught be worth a wee swatch! __________________

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Hibee Kev Black & White Army Radge Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Corstorphine Posts: 1,210 My Mood: Thanks: 9 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 5	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City There's a quality Family Guy comment about Sex and the City but I can't quite remember what it is, think Peter Griffin maybe describes it as "the programme about that prostitute and her 3 daughters" __________________ "Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

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Bampotto Watching From Afar Radge Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, Ontario (for now...) Age: 27 Posts: 1,567 My Mood: Thanks: 2 Thanked 25 Times in 14 Posts Rep Power: 4	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City I get more of "the city"... FWIW I think Kristin Davis is hot as fuck and doesn't get her kit off nearly enough in it. The rest of them look like well worn spunkbuckets.

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broonieboy Wedding crasher radge Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 602 Thanks: 7 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts Rep Power: 4	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City Total pish.

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Hibee Kev Black & White Army Radge Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Corstorphine Posts: 1,210 My Mood: Thanks: 9 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 5	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City Do all four of them get their baps out in the first series?? __________________ "Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

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madkink HGV Learner RADGE Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: KELTY Age: 26 Posts: 4,821 My Mood: Thanks: 83 Thanked 197 Times in 107 Posts Rep Power: 16	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City i am forced to watch said filth on a regular bases, SJP looks like a cross between a horse and some other creation, The only restbite is when there are baps out, mind you it is no more exciting than what you used to get on channel18 or bravo or channel 5 late night I have watched the whole lot about 3 times over, and no doubt will have to watch the dvd off the movie when MrsMK buys it, after going to the cinema with her 'girl friends' to watch it __________________ www.bebo.com/rayd93 www.bebo.com/samanthaemusic WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SAMANTHAEMUSIC My Countdown Is........ Counting down to: HGV DRIVER TRAINING START DATE TIME TO START DRIVER TRAINING - BE CAREFUL - I AM ON THE ROADS AS YOU READ

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HenryLB On the Wagon Radge Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London Posts: 3,405 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 10	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City I don't like it much either. But I'm tempted to ask - as I would people who don't like, say, swearing or nudity on telly - why do you watch it then? __________________ At Easter Road they stay...

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egb_hibs Khmer Radge Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: From the Capital Posts: 19,746 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Rep Power: 28	Re: Men just don't get Sex and the City as is well known, satc isn't even about women