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phoning in sick to yer work
whats the best excuse. ive used them all. sickness and dioreea (spl) lol i need a new one i start at 7 am today
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01-03-08, 10:35
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Re: phoning in sick to yer work
Best one i experienced as a manager was when a guy in my sales team phoned me to say 'Feckin nightmare the guy's washing machine above me has fallen through my roof...'.
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Re: phoning in sick to yer work
a pal of mine was bar working in the fringe when a female colleague phoned in to say she wasn't coming in as she was in a threesome
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Tummy problems definitely the easiest thing to use
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Take your pick Torto. I find the Latin sounding ones work best. Especially in a text message. Or, to put in an other way, only in a text message.
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