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Old 26-02-08, 14:40   #1
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A Boy & his Father

A boy is with his father in the chemists when he spots some boxes of condoms.

"What are they?" asks the boy

"You wear them during sex to stop the girl getting pregnant" says the father.

"But why do they have different numbers of condoms in each box?" asks the boy.

"Well", says the father, "the boxes of three are for when you're just getting to know a girl"

"What about the boxes of six?" asks the boy

"They're for when you're dating" - "one for Monday, one for Tuesday, one for Wednesday, one for Thursday, one for Friday and one for Saturday"

"But what about the boxes of twelve?"

"They're for when you're married - one for January, one for February......"
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"They're for when you're married - one for January, one for February......
Aye right, if he was lucky!

If I bought a box of 12 they'd be passed their sell-by date before I was half-way through them!!
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Old 26-02-08, 15:29   #3
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If I bought a box of 12 they'd be passed their sell-by date before I was half-way through them!!

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If I bought a box of 12 they'd be passed their sell-by date before I was half-way through them!!
Oh goody, I'm not alone then........
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whats the joke about the pope and the boy from edinburgh
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Its One i had heard and thought i would share it, some like it , some dont
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"What about the boxes of six?" asks the boy

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