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chris.wood · 20-02-08, 13:27

Had a good laugh at this with my mates at the weekend but we couldn't come up with that many. Henry (DROP THE BALL) was in there and also i have been hit with the ugly stick Fulton. any thoughts.

**SG7nil** · 20-02-08, 13:40

Wayne Foster was never male model material... and Neil Berry had a passing resemblance to Frankensteins monster..

**CraigHFC** · 20-02-08, 13:41

Steven 'Captain Caveman' Pressley

Hibernia · 20-02-08, 13:41

Ones that come to mind.

Walter "Zico" Kidd
Dave "The Perm" McPherson
Alan McLaren
Gary MacKay
John Colquhoun
Scott Crabbes
Edgar Jank...........Lurch!
Nade

Oh sod it lets face it anyone that wears the maroon is an ugly git.

*ECKtheHIBEE* · 20-02-08, 13:53

Now i'm no homosexual, but i wouldny touch Sandy Clarke wi a barge pole

**ZemmamasBarnet** · 20-02-08, 13:55

Who's the half baldy that plays for QOS...Neil "Friar Tuck" McFarlane?

**Hibee Kev** · 20-02-08, 15:19

Dave Bowman
Neil Pointon (looked like he'd never had a wash, ever)
Ian Baird
Mike Galloway
Ally Mauchlan
Jim Jeffries

The last 3 because, although they are pretty ugly, they also just LOOK like fcukin' scumbos!

Jeffries himself has the quintessential scumbo coupon!

KeithDev1875 · 20-02-08, 15:21

Calum Elliot. Cvnt

MITCH1875 · 20-02-08, 15:51

Robbie Nielson Ugly Hearts Bas%ard

**SG7nil** · 20-02-08, 15:54

Pasquale Bruno... ugly fecker...

Craig (Harry Potter) Levein?

Italiano7 · 20-02-08, 16:24

Does any one remember Stevie Fulton getting booked at ER for being ugly?

He was taking a throwin when given dogs abuse by us he decided to stick up two fingers to the crowd. Which was caught by the linesman. The ref came across booked him and the cry from the the crowd was "booked for being ugly".

Stu · 20-02-08, 16:25

This is just completely unfair and uncalled for.

How can you narrow it down to only eleven?

**SG7nil** · 20-02-08, 16:50

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Originally Posted by Italiano7

Does any one remember Stevie Fulton getting booked at ER for being ugly?

He was taking a throwin when given dogs abuse by us he decided to stick up two fingers to the crowd. Which was caught by the linesman. The ref came across booked him and the cry from the the crowd was "booked for being ugly".

For his level of ugliness he was lucky it was only a

.... should have been a

**Keepitgreen** · 20-02-08, 17:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Italiano7

Does any one remember Stevie Fulton getting booked at ER for being ugly?

He was taking a throwin when given dogs abuse by us he decided to stick up two fingers to the crowd. Which was caught by the linesman. The ref came across booked him and the cry from the the crowd was "booked for being ugly".

An absolute classic terracing moment, remember it vividly

As for ugly gunts, jeez theres a selection and a half. As Stu says, ye'd need a Romanov-sized squad to do them justice.

As for the fans...

russell1875 · 20-02-08, 18:04

de vries
hartley
neilson
pressley
gordon
elliot
the list goes on...

Stu · 20-02-08, 18:05

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Originally Posted by Keepitgreen

An absolute classic terracing moment, remember it vividly

As for ugly gunts, jeez theres a selection and a half. As Stu says, ye'd need a Romanov-sized squad to do them justice.

As for the fans...

That's like looking at a Hall of Mirrors isn't it.

Johnny Vegas · 20-02-08, 18:19

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Originally Posted by Hibee Kev

Ally Mauchlan

i was trying to remember his name

not only was he a ugly bastard but he was also a dirty cheating bastard-remember he kicked darren jackson in the head when the ref's back was turned-sure it was the game baird went to header the ball but it bounced off his shoulder and past budgie

and he was shite

and what was annoying we never ever manged to beat a hearts team with useless c**ts like him in it

they always managed to sneak a win somehow

i'm not bitter or anything

Hampden_Hibby · 20-02-08, 18:30

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's OK and you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking, and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive.

**©stretch** · 20-02-08, 19:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hampden_Hibby

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's OK and you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking, and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive.

Check the gnashers oan Willie 'the beaver' Gibson.

**hibbyharp1875** · 20-02-08, 19:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Italiano7

Does any one remember Stevie Fulton getting booked at ER for being ugly?

He was taking a throwin when given dogs abuse by us he decided to stick up two fingers to the crowd. Which was caught by the linesman. The ref came across booked him and the cry from the the crowd was "booked for being ugly".

and i started it in the east terracing and i am very proud of the fact , it just came to me and i sprung to my feet and shouted at the top of my voice (i do have a very loud voice ) " booked for being ugly oh you where booked for being ugly " and the whole east just rose in a one voice chorus ,proud as phook till my dying day

**ZemmamasBarnet** · 21-02-08, 08:55

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Originally Posted by hibbyharp1875

and i started it in the east terracing and i am very proud of the fact , it just came to me and i sprung to my feet and shouted at the top of my voice (i do have a very loud voice ) " booked for being ugly oh you where booked for being ugly " and the whole east just rose in a one voice chorus ,proud as phook till my dying day

I think this could spawn a new thread...."Chouts from the terracing you started"

The one I belted out recently that caught on was "Stevie Frail, you're a wanker, you're a wanker"

About 20 folk joined in but it was a great feeling

Makes me feel all fuzzy just thinknig about it

**davhfc** · 21-02-08, 10:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keepitgreen

An absolute classic terracing moment, remember it vividly

As for ugly gunts, jeez theres a selection and a half. As Stu says, ye'd need a Romanov-sized squad to do them justice.

As for the fans...

The thing on the right looks like he's shat down the front of his jeans

Stu · 21-02-08, 10:56

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Originally Posted by davhfc

The thing on the right looks like he's shat down the front of his jeans

It's The Insignificant Seven

do doo

do do doo doo

20-02-08, 13:27	#1
chris.wood Toddler Radge Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Musselburgh Age: 33 Posts: 62 Casino cash: £5503 vCash: 10000 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 1	Hearts ugly XI Had a good laugh at this with my mates at the weekend but we couldn't come up with that many. Henry (DROP THE BALL) was in there and also i have been hit with the ugly stick Fulton. any thoughts.

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