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Old 28-01-08, 20:45   #1
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Let push the envelope on this one.
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Old 28-01-08, 21:08   #2
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That might require thinking outside the box. Can you take it forward by close of play?
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I may have to interface with some bean counters on that one.
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jus make sure you get the P & L ready ASAP for the AMs visit or the MD will not OK it, but keep that on the QT
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OK yah, while you do that, I'll liaise with the techy guys and make sure they have all their ducks in a row.
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Old 28-01-08, 21:23   #6
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lets throw a thought grenade.....
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Old 28-01-08, 21:27   #7
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I actually quite like some of ours:

'make sure you've got all your shit in one sock'

'look after number 1.................................2, 3 ,4 fuck it look after them all, their all just numbers'

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Old 28-01-08, 22:14   #8
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I'd love to join in but I dont think I have a window in my diary so i'll just put this on the back burner.
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lets not re-invent the wheel....if we tackle the issue head on, touch base and bounce some ideas around we'll all be singing from the same hymn sheet and from then on its low hanging fruit. Failing that we'll need some face time with some idea hamsters
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Old 28-01-08, 22:45   #11
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I think we can try running that one up the flagpole and see who salutes it!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh, office speak, almost as bad as text speak!!!!
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Old 28-01-08, 22:52   #14
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i hate office jargon, it does my head in
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Old 28-01-08, 23:05   #16
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Old 28-01-08, 23:45   #17
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It's time for some blue sky thinking here folks..

or

There are several issues we have to deal with later on..

Issues : The word of the last two years. You hear it everywhere and it does my nut in..
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Lets have a thought shower !!!!
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We need to draw a line under this now.

Moving forward, we should evaluate the feedback of all users ensuring everyone measures themselves using the correct performance indicators. Within these new parameters, a proposal where all parties concerned can reach consensus and become key links in the chain would be more rewarding and could unlock potential, crystallising the benefit for a tangible solution for all.

Wthin this rigid framework, representations can then be brought forward and factored into future calculations as and when appropriate. With your co-operation and investment in energies, we can all pull in the same direction while staying focussed on the task in hand.

I know you're with me on this one. I really appreciate your efforts to keep it simple here.

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Lets fly a couple of kites and see where they go!
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Lets suck it and see
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