god hates....

[egb_hibs]

these ding bats from that godhatesfags thing seem to have a considerably wider range of dislikes than one perhaps knew.

it would appear, for instance, the eternal weegie question as to what foot god kicks with has been definitively established:

http://www.godhatesireland.com/

"thank god for potato famines" - how quaint.

these people are clearly deranged; God surely has bigger concerns than cigarettes anyway.

[alexi]

And there was me thinking that God was a loving person. These people have a fixation with sodomy & gays. Bit worrying IMO. Maybe they are hiding something.

Anyway...i though only God could judge?? Let he that is without sin cast the first stone.

[egb_hibs]

i'm not too keen on all the freudian cliches of pop-psychology but the guy is so clearly a latent it's no real.

the whole think is fucked up; i mean even from their point of view - why would they portray the sodomising of a boy in a 'humorous' way (see the logo at the top with the bit clipped from the fighting irish leprechaun) if they're so upset by it?

they are sick puppies.

they break with their usual naming standard for their specifically catholic site though - priestsrapeboys.com is the charming alternative.

incidentally, i've had some hellish afternoons in ikea, but i'm not quite sure
why http://www.godhatessweden.com/

[egb_hibs]

of the spoof sites, this one is quite good. they capture the tone so well i wasn't initially sure it was a spoof (after all, if ever something had a little more justification... )

http://godhatesgoths.com/

[Brainwrong]

Louis Theroux did a good show on these guys. Keith Allen made himself look like a bit of a fanny on his version.

They're both on Google video.

[egb_hibs]

Originally Posted by Brainwrong

Louis Theroux did a good show on these guys. Keith Allen made himself look like a bit of a fanny on his version.

They're both on Google video.

seen the LT one, which was good, i agree - does keith allen ever fail to make himself look like a vag?

[Brainwrong]

Originally Posted by egb_hibs

seen the LT one, which was good, i agree - does keith allen ever fail to make himself look like a vag?

True. His one's still worth a watch though, I remember laughing at a couple of his quips. He totally feckin' loses it with the mother of the family at one point and ends up looking a bit rabid and a bit like them.

RE the LT one; I wanted to feckin' slap that mother when I saw the footage of her 9 yr old son holding his head having had something thrown at him from a passing car. What fecking parent would put their child in that situation?

[alnewhaven]

Originally Posted by egb_hibs

of the spoof sites, this one is quite good. they capture the tone so well i wasn't initially sure it was a spoof (after all, if ever something had a little more justification... )

http://godhatesgoths.com/

Are you sure its a spoof? jUst quickly read it and the links but it does seem to follow the same mindset.

Compare with http://www.chick.com/default.asp which have been around for years. Targets include rock music, Catholicism etc

[egb_hibs]

Originally Posted by alnewhaven

Are you sure its a spoof? jUst quickly read it and the links but it does seem to follow the same mindset.

Compare with http://www.chick.com/default.asp which have been around for years. Targets include rock music, Catholicism etc

on the front page the only thing that jumped out at me was the "God's Hammer Baptist Church" which doesnae sound right at all. when you get in a couple of pages the game is up:

http://godhatesgoths.com/main.html

here we have 'god hates retards' and 'god hates women' - deffo a spoof.

[alnewhaven]

OK just read this bit and inclined to agree, though as you say, its very close to the real thing!

saiah 40:22 says 'It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth', CIRCLE, NOT SPHERE. The Earth is a FLAT CIRCLE, every Christian knew that for 1000's of years. But science has been working to blind of from that truth for decades! And they almost had us!

So, I asked them to prove me wrong, I asked him to prove to me the World was round WITHOUT science, or as I like to call it 'science fiction' - They could not! Another victory for God!

In truth, I had half expected them to come up with some braindead reply about those flying mechanical metal birds dumb humans like to fly in. You know what I mean. The ones those dumb illiterate towel-headed pig-farmers used to destroy the twin towers. If God had intended man to fly he would have given him wings. Another abomination of science. Man has been trying to fly for centuries, they call this witchcraft. An air-plane is nothing but the evolution of the broomstick that witches used to fly 100s of years ago. They are the work of the Devil, and hated by God. Why do you think a massive metal object can actually fly through the air? Oh, don't give me some dumb scientific explanation, it is sorcery that powers these machines. Anyone who flies in a plane will burn in Hell! Praise Jesus!

I am of course, assuming that nobody believes the world to be flat ....

[nabser]

And i thought everyone loved us i only got as far as the first couple of paragraphs and when they say the church of ireland is the catholic church you know its a well written and researched article not.

[O'Driscoll]

I thought it was hilarious, but I'm sure they are really serious. If you replace Ireland with Celtic its a pretty accurate critique in places.

Regards God, in the old testament he is a very unpleasant, hateful and vengeful figure. However I think god the son would be less keen on tattie famines and sodomy.

I do think these people are serious as Americans rarely show such clever Irony (tin helmet) in their humour.

Cannae wait till we get godhatesscotland.com

[Northern Ireland Hibby]

Originally Posted by alexi

And there was me thinking that God was a loving person. These people have a fixation with sodomy & gays. Bit worrying IMO. Maybe they are hiding something.

Anyway...i though only God could judge?? Let he that is without sin cast the first stone.

And 'remember that God loves your enemy'.

Even Jambos and the Swiss, apparently.