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KerPlunk · 04-01-08, 13:58

Big star signing destined for The UBIG Chancer's team ?

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"STEPHEN FRAIL has met with high-ranking associates of Vladimir Romanov to outline potential January signing targets and hinted today that Hearts could recruit a major new player to illuminate their season."

I am hinting that I could perform autofellatio* in the centre circle at Swinecastle if this proves correct.

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(* ah'm no' bragging likesay.
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**SoulBamRab** · 04-01-08, 14:04

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I'll perform autofellatio* in the centre circle at Swinecastle if this proves correct.

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Show-off

Smurf · 04-01-08, 14:25

Just typical of the Romanov tactics when things go wrong..

Are they really that thick?

KerPlunk · 04-01-08, 14:31

"Sport directors Anatoli Korobochka and Alex Koslovski were present along with Senderis Girsovicius, who is officially sport director at FBK Kaunas but has been in Edinburgh overseeing operations at Hearts for the last month."

Made-up name, shoorely ?
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Hampden_Hibby · 04-01-08, 14:41

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Are they really that thick?

Aye, just witness this thick **** who asks in a post - "Scala, Matthaus, Littbarski, Zenga, where are you? How come these folk have not come out the woodwork this time?"

Because you yam fanny, your club is a hopeless mess, your finances are among the worst in Europe, the players are third rate shite, your stadium is painted pink, you are owned and controlled by Captain Pugwash, no other Scottish club likes you, even the huns think you are dicks, you were humiliated 7-0 in your derby fixture, Ronnie Corbett is your celebrity fan and your strip is the colour of shit after too much beetroot salad. The only interesting thing left about you is where you'll end up first, administration or the First Division.

Smurf · 04-01-08, 14:47

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Aye, just witness this thick **** who asks in a post - "Scala, Matthaus, Littbarski, Zenga, where are you? How come these folk have not come out the woodwork this time?"

Because you yam fanny, your club is a hopeless mess, your finances are among the worst in Europe, the players are third rate shite, your stadium is painted pink, you are owned and controlled by Captain Pugwash, no other Scottish club likes you, even the huns think you are dicks, you were humilated 7-0 in your derby fixture, Ronnie Corbett is your celebrity fan and your strip is the colour of shit after too much beetroot salad. The only interesting thing left about you is where you'll end up first, administration or the First Division.

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My cheese sandwich just hit the screen..

**wee 162** · 04-01-08, 15:05

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Aye, just witness this thick **** who asks in a post - "Scala, Matthaus, Littbarski, Zenga, where are you? How come these folk have not come out the woodwork this time?"

Becuase a sex offender was preferred to them the last time they were linked to the job maybe? Might put you off a bit if you apply for something and are knocked back for a paedophile. People are just so touchy these days...

bobsgoatee · 04-01-08, 15:09

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Aye, just witness this thick **** who asks in a post - "Scala, Matthaus, Littbarski, Zenga, where are you? How come these folk have not come out the woodwork this time?"

Because you yam fanny, your club is a hopeless mess, your finances are among the worst in Europe, the players are third rate shite, your stadium is painted pink, you are owned and controlled by Captain Pugwash, no other Scottish club likes you, even the huns think you are dicks, you were humilated 7-0 in your derby fixture, Ronnie Corbett is your celebrity fan and your strip is the colour of shit after too much beetroot salad. The only interesting thing left about you is where you'll end up first, administration or the First Division.

Brilliant, simply brilliant!!

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**chishibs7** · 04-01-08, 20:27

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Aye, just witness this thick **** who asks in a post - "Scala, Matthaus, Littbarski, Zenga, where are you? How come these folk have not come out the woodwork this time?"

Because you yam fanny, your club is a hopeless mess, your finances are among the worst in Europe, the players are third rate shite, your stadium is painted pink, you are owned and controlled by Captain Pugwash, no other Scottish club likes you, even the huns think you are dicks, you were humilated 7-0 in your derby fixture, Ronnie Corbett is your celebrity fan and your strip is the colour of shit after too much beetroot salad. The only interesting thing left about you is where you'll end up first, administration or the First Division.

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candidate for post of the year already,
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**CraigHFC** · 04-01-08, 20:48

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Aye, just witness this thick **** who asks in a post - "Scala, Matthaus, Littbarski, Zenga, where are you? How come these folk have not come out the woodwork this time?"

Because you yam fanny, your club is a hopeless mess, your finances are among the worst in Europe, the players are third rate shite, your stadium is painted pink, you are owned and controlled by Captain Pugwash, no other Scottish club likes you, even the huns think you are dicks, you were humiliated 7-0 in your derby fixture, Ronnie Corbett is your celebrity fan and your strip is the colour of shit after too much beetroot salad. The only interesting thing left about you is where you'll end up first, administration or the First Division.

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Smurf · 04-01-08, 21:49

T-Shirt potential?

KerPlunk · 05-01-08, 00:43

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T-Shirt potential?

Possibly based on the old "Lip smackin', thirst quenchin', ace tastin', motivatin', good buzzin', cool talkin', high walkin', fast livin', ever givin', cool fizzin' Pepsi" ????????

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**jockney green** · 05-01-08, 11:42

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Aye, just witness this thick **** who asks in a post - "Scala, Matthaus, Littbarski, Zenga, where are you? How come these folk have not come out the woodwork this time?"

Because you yam fanny, your club is a hopeless mess, your finances are among the worst in Europe, the players are third rate shite, your stadium is painted pink, you are owned and controlled by Captain Pugwash, no other Scottish club likes you, even the huns think you are dicks, you were humiliated 7-0 in your derby fixture, Ronnie Corbett is your celebrity fan and your strip is the colour of shit after too much beetroot salad. The only interesting thing left about you is where you'll end up first, administration or the First Division.

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one of the most accurate posts i've ever read
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indeed an early candidate for post of the month

**Davy** · 05-01-08, 11:50

Another yam headline when things go wrong, however lets not be hasty! If they do sign a superstar the reality will likely be that

A. They spend a fortune on wages and still dont make it into the top 6 by the split.
B. The other "superstars"
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at the club will become incensed by someone earning more than 10k a week and fall out with him
C. The big signing will see the move as another stepping stone as the big signing will likely be someone who was rated only to have fallen out of favour and he will play well this season, feign injury in the summer, likely blaming the weather and seek a transfer.
D. The big signing will turn out to be as useless as the rest, get sold to West Brom and become a superstar when TM puts him on a diet

Smurf · 05-01-08, 13:09

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Possibly based on the old "Lip smackin', thirst quenchin', ace tastin', motivatin', good buzzin', cool talkin', high walkin', fast livin', ever givin', cool fizzin' Pepsi" ????????

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Sounds good!
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**KeithTheHibee** · 05-01-08, 14:39

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Just typical of the Romanov tactics when things go wrong..

Are they really that thick?

They've bitten every single bit of bait he's thrown them so far. Why not this one?
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**chez** · 07-01-08, 17:19

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They've bitten every single bit of bait he's thrown them so far. Why not this one?
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Cause they've been full of shit and been found out hook, line and sinker
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04-01-08, 13:58	#1
KerPlunk A True Gadgie/Gadgess Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 2,098 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 7 vCash: 500 Arcade Stats:	Sophistry, Lies & Damn Lies. (Yam Content) Big star signing destined for The UBIG Chancer's team ? [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here To Register] "STEPHEN FRAIL has met with high-ranking associates of Vladimir Romanov to outline potential January signing targets and *hinted* today that Hearts *could* recruit a major new player to illuminate their season." I am *hinting* that I *could* perform autofellatio* in the centre circle at Swinecastle if this proves correct. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. (* ah'm no' bragging likesay. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Keith JacksHun - Poodle of David Murray, Lapdog of Willie McKay and Gimp-In-Chief to Scotland's Shame.

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Smurf Away doing some work for a few weeks Join Date: May 2003 Location: Suburbia Age: 35 Posts: 22,572 My Mood: Thanks: 16 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Rep Power: 0 vCash: 500 Arcade Stats:	Re: Sophistry, Lies & Damn Lies. (Yam Content) Just typical of the Romanov tactics when things go wrong.. Are they really that thick?

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KerPlunk A True Gadgie/Gadgess Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 2,098 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 7 vCash: 500 Arcade Stats:	Re: Sophistry, Lies & Damn Lies. (Yam Content) "Sport directors Anatoli Korobochka and Alex Koslovski were present along with Senderis Girsovicius, who is officially sport director at FBK Kaunas but has been in Edinburgh overseeing operations at Hearts for the last month." Made-up name, shoorely ? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Keith JacksHun - Poodle of David Murray, Lapdog of Willie McKay and Gimp-In-Chief to Scotland's Shame.

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Smurf Away doing some work for a few weeks Join Date: May 2003 Location: Suburbia Age: 35 Posts: 22,572 My Mood: Thanks: 16 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Rep Power: 0 vCash: 500 Arcade Stats:	Re: Sophistry, Lies & Damn Lies. (Yam Content) T-Shirt potential?

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