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View Poll Results: Who would win
Russell 4 12.12%
Lawrence 1 3.03%
Someone from the crowd who decides to kick seven shades of shite of both of them at once 14 42.42%
Frank Sauzee 14 42.42%
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Old 09-12-07, 15:35   #1
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Question Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

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Old 09-12-07, 15:36   #2
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

I went for C because Sauzee would be so undignified as to get involved and lso because there wasnt a 'who gives a flying one' option.
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Old 09-12-07, 15:51   #4
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

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Indeed, but it would be great entertainment value none the less dont you think?
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Oh for sure the entertainment value would easily outweigh my ambivalence towards the actual outcome. I would pay to watch the two flouncy ****s knock seven shades of sh1te out of each other and no mistake.
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Old 09-12-07, 19:09   #6
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Oh for sure the entertainment value would easily outweigh my ambivalence towards the actual outcome. I would pay to watch the two flouncy ****s knock seven shades of sh1te out of each other and no mistake.
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To the death I hope
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Get out of the way Stretch we cant see him
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

What about incorporating some weaponry? Maybe some cat of nine tails with big hooks for some serious flaying action? Or perhaps some boxing/cheese grater gloves? Thoughts?
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

Can pennywellhibby be the referee?
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Can we not just have the audiance armed with Kailshnikovs
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

Yeah sure, think there should be an intermittent shower spraying them with sulphuric acid every 60 seconds or so too just to add to the fun.
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Thats too sudden, i'd like to see these too ponces dying a long agonising painfully slow death
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Old 10-12-07, 05:22   #12
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

Laurence whacks him one with a tube o wallpaper right in his chops.Russell grab the basin full o paste and tries to get it on LLBs napper but trips over his unfeasibly long shoes which PennywellHibby was wearing just last week.

L spots his chance and brings oot the stanley which was secreted in the ruffles of his elegant sleeves."You CAD!!" is the shout as he attempts to stripe mockneycockney boy but Russ is eager now,dashing to his left, swinging off the pelmet that looks uncannily like William Morris wallpaper,he gives a "YaHOOO" and kicks over the steamer and tries to throttle L with the hot hose. As both their strides split in the hooha it gets a bit homoerotic and frankly thats where i lose interest...
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

I don't mind Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen. He is what he is. He'd probably even happily admit to being a ponce. Russel Brand though.....from his dressing up as Bin Laden a day afrer 9/11, to the way, if he is telling a joke and realising that no one is finding it funny he'll finish with a 'you baaastard' in that fucking voice he does, which always for some reason gets a laugh.....his constant references to how 'mad' and 'wacky' he is and how he takes loads of drugs......

fuck off, just fuck off now you talentless fucking twat
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

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So your a fan of LLB then eh?
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Re: Russell Brand v Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen Deathmatch

What a strange thread.


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