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Old 17-07-07, 17:29   #1
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Attractive Lady = High Maintenance??

Genuinely interested in the views of fellow Bouncers (male and female) on this subject:

In my experience the most attractive looking ladies are almost without fail the most high maintenance 'attention seeking zoomers'
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as someone on here once wrote. There is a trade-off if you like....

Is this fair or am I talking Colin Nish
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Old 17-07-07, 18:00   #2
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Genuinely interested in the views of fellow Bouncers (male and female) on this subject:

In my experience the most attractive looking ladies are almost without fail the most high maintenance 'attention seeking zoomers'
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as someone on here once wrote. There is a trade-off if you like....

Is this fair or am I talking Colin Nish
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Not necessarily true. Whilst I don't like to generalise or use a numerical scale with regards to women, I find that those that are THE MOST attractive tend to not be be quite so high maintenance as those who are in the upper quartile but fall short of the top 10 or 5 percent.
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Re: Attractive Lady = High Maintenance??

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as someone on here once wrote. There is a trade-off if you like....

Is this fair or am I talking Colin Nish
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You'd need to ask Lix and NC if they think they're high maint or not
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as someone on here once wrote. There is a trade-off if you like....

Is this fair or am I talking Colin Nish
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single fish!

no offence sir!

though a combo of the two would be like a poisoned chalice to a lot of guys, especially if she was the jealous type. You wouldn't be able to go ANYWHERE.
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Some guys are just as bad though.
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as someone on here once wrote. There is a trade-off if you like....

Is this fair or am I talking Colin Nish
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A wee bit unfair. I was only yesterday talking about my cousin whom I think is stunning but she has no idea how naturally attractive she is.

I think its worse if women think they are strunners and they are quite clearly not.
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A wee bit unfair. I was only yesterday talking about my cousin whom I think is stunning but she has no idea how naturally attractive she is.

I think its worse if women think they are strunners and they are quite clearly not.
Which backs up TariqE's theory re the top 5/10 percent stunners. maybe cos they have nothing to prove
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Therefore the 'fit but my gosh dont you just know it' brigade are the ones to avoid.

Clearly I should have strived for that top 5% in my single days, could have avoided all those crazy pilots
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Is there a compliment in there somewhere.

I cant speak for my fellow Bouncette (although she does spend an incredible amount of money and time at the hairdressers
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On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being most high maintenance), I'd place myself at a fair 5.

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Old 17-07-07, 23:10   #9
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I cant speak for my fellow Bouncette (although she does spend an incredible amount of money and time at the hairdressers
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On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being most high maintenance), I'd place myself at a fair 5.

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But otherwise I'd be ginger ......
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I wouldn't say I was high maintainance - unless insisting on going to Tamson's before and after Hibs games for a pint of Miller is high maintainance?
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...and wouldn't say most of my good looking mates are either, but I do know some girls that are. Doesn't correspond to looks though as far as I've noticed...

It's usually the insecure ones ....
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Re: Attractive Lady = High Maintenance??

There are different types of attractive.

Glamourous and insecure = nightmare high maintenance.

Naturally beautiful women of good character are the opposite. The moral being that 'all that glitters isn't gold'!!!!!!
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Re: Attractive Lady = High Maintenance??

High maintainance comes with those who have not much else to preoccupy themselves with in their lives than how they look or what their other half/the opposite sex think of them.

If you have something worthwhile in your life that is meaningful then how you look suddenly becomes a lot less of a priority*. It also makes you a more interesting person generally.









































* naturally this means I must lead a very meaningful life
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When it comes to women it is best to avoid the types who are obsessed with the three Js: Jewellery, Jealousy and Jambos. This is the path to true happiness.


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A wee bit unfair. I was only yesterday talking about my cousin whom I think is stunning but she has no idea how naturally attractive she is.

I think its worse if women think they are strunners and they are quite clearly not.
Stunning looking cousin you say
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No idea how really attractive she is eh
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Has a secret and hitherto unsurfaced desire for an old[er] low maintenance buffoon type character does she.

Pray tell L.

also if she fits the above criteria feel free to pass on my number.
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you can almost feel the desperation in the type cant you
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Actually, [tin hat] I think every woman has the capacity to become high maintenance, come to think of it every bloke probably does too if they are given a hint of an opportunity. Most women that I know however, lets stick to the subject and discount blokes altogether, appear to be happy enough without having all the things they could have. Its not settling for second best its just not in their nature to demand more and more..One of my mates ex burds was extremely high end maintenance, she wouldnt even put her hand in her purse to buy drink until one fateful day when we had a conversation that went like this [after a couple of shandies]

The three of us were sitting in the antiquary, I bought the first round, Robin [my pal] got the second round and we were nearly ready to move to numero three so I said to her

"come on then get the beers up its your round" to which she replied

"WE got the last round" so I said in as sarcastic a voice as I could muster

"WE are drinking two drinks to my one now get your purse out or get tae"

She rather reluctantly got a round up and after that was less of a financial problem...just needed someone to point her in the right direction
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Has a secret and hitherto unsurfaced desire for an old[er] low maintenance buffoon type character does she.

Pray tell L.

also if she fits the above criteria feel free to pass on my number.
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you can almost feel the desperation in the type cant you
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Actually, [tin hat] I think every woman has the capacity to become high maintenance, come to think of it every bloke probably does too if they are given a hint of an opportunity. Most women that I know however, lets stick to the subject and discount blokes altogether, appear to be happy enough without having all the things they could have. Its not settling for second best its just not in their nature to demand more and more..One of my mates ex burds was extremely high end maintenance, she wouldnt even put her hand in her purse to buy drink until one fateful day when we had a conversation that went like this [after a couple of shandies]

The three of us were sitting in the antiquary, I bought the first round, Robin [my pal] got the second round and we were nearly ready to move to numero three so I said to her

"come on then get the beers up its your round" to which she replied

"WE got the last round" so I said in as sarcastic a voice as I could muster

"WE are drinking two drinks to my one now get your purse out or get tae"

She rather reluctantly got a round up and after that was less of a financial problem...just needed someone to point her in the right direction :dub38:




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Thats outrageous. I never ever shirk my round (contrary to what Brianmac would have you believe
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As for my cousin - too late - she's married with three sons. Sorry.


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as someone on here once wrote. There is a trade-off if you like....

Is this fair or am I talking Colin Nish
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I'm pretty feckin sure about this one, lassies that are better looking can get away with more, i sure as shit wouldn't take shit of a bird that was a fat munter wi bad breath.
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