Ibrox Raided! Transfer Scandal

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Police raids carried out on two top flight football clubs and Rangers F.C. sparked a frenzy of speculation this afternoon. It was initially believed that the raids, which were carried out at the request of the City of London Police force's Economic Crime Squad, were sparked by the Stevens investigation into corrupt transfer dealings. However, police sources this evening revealed that at least one of the clubs, Rangers, are believed to be the victims of a crime rather than the perpetrators.

It is believed that the police investigation is centring on the transfer of Filip Sebo, who arrived at Ibrox in a £2m transfer from Austria Vienna in July 2006. "We believe that Rangers have been defrauded on a massive scale", a source close to the investigation commented this evening. "Filip Sebo isn't fit for purpose. Whoever sold him to Rangers is clearly a con-man, and a good one at that."

Police removed twelve boxes of material from Rangers stadium Ibrox Park earlier today. it is being widely reported that they contained DVDs of last season's fixtures, which the police consider to be "damning evidence". "All you need to do is watch a couple of these games," our source revealed, "and it becomes painfully clear that whoever the mysterious Mr. Sebo actually is, he's not a professional footballer."

Police sources refuse to confirm or deny that the parents of an educationally subnormal Slovakian goat herder, missing since last May, have claimed that Sebo is their son. Investigations into both cases remain ongoing.

[BionicRab]

Is this for real? The fucker scored against us too! Although we came back to beat them

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Originally Posted by bionicrab

Is this for real? The fucker scored against us too! Although we came back to beat them

quite liked the ' two top flight clubs AND rangers'

[Hibs Resident]

I hope that police will find something illegal at Ibrox and Rangers will go to the 1st Division!

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Originally Posted by Hibs Resident

I hope that police will find something illegal at Ibrox and Rangers will go to the 1st Division!

if only


there would be league reconstruction if Satan's XI were to be relegated

[Dub]

Originally Posted by Hibs Resident

I hope that police will find something illegal at Ibrox and Rangers will go to the 1st Division!

Not a chance of that happening dude. Der Hun - relegated - its unthinkable.

Wish it would happen though....