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**egb_hibs** · 01-07-07, 08:52

i have just been informed that Bono is on the case....

Colr · 01-07-07, 09:19

WTF is he on about?

**jockney green** · 01-07-07, 09:55

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Originally Posted by Colr

WTF is he on about?

mibbe he means that if we aw wear one of these 'cool' bandanas then like you know the badness will stop an we can all mellow (multi-faith bandanas available at www.i-am-the-lamb.us.org priced $29 postage no included, cheques made payable to bono -cayman island account)

**egb_hibs** · 01-07-07, 10:03

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Originally Posted by Colr

WTF is he on about?

apparently the clash of civilisations can resolved by deployment of bono's great insight, that we ought to 'coexist'.

now why didn't someone think of that before.

Colr · 01-07-07, 10:14

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Originally Posted by jockney green

mibbe he means that if we aw wear one of these 'cool' bandanas then like you know the badness will stop an we can all mellow (multi-faith bandanas available at www.i-am-the-lamb.us.org priced $29 postage no included, cheques made payable to bono -cayman island account)

Colr · 01-07-07, 10:16

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Originally Posted by egb_hibs

apparently the clash of civilisations can resolved by deployment of bono's great insight, that we ought to 'coexist'.

now why didn't someone think of that before.

I think we should send him to negotiate face-to-face with the extremists on our behalf - he can then see how reasonable they are.

**jockney green** · 01-07-07, 10:23

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Originally Posted by Colr

I think we should send him to negotiate face-to-face with the extremists on our behalf - he can then see how reasonable they are.

an strap a remote controlled suicide vest to him jus as a final negotiatin tactic

Colr · 01-07-07, 19:45

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Originally Posted by jockney green

an strap a remote controlled suicide vest to him jus as a final negotiatin tactic

Maybe a remote controlled suicide butt-plug would be more discrete not to say appropriate.

01-07-07, 08:52	#1
egb_hibs Khmer Radge Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: From the Capital Posts: 19,775 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Rep Power: 28	we can all relax; the terrorist threat is now in hand.... i have just been informed that Bono is on the case.... __________________ "Twice a year Gordon Brown fills his party's sails with pride. His tornado of facts and figures magics up images of untold national wealth and success." P Toynbee, Guardian, Dec 06

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Colr The Radge Doon the Road Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: London Age: 41 Posts: 20,593 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 37	Re: we can all relax; the terrorist threat is now in hand.... WTF is he on about? __________________ There is a simple answer to every question..........and it's wrong. Einstein

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